Author Topic: How do I teach a pretty girl how to ride a bike? (Read 1805 times)

Hiiro3293 · February 09, 2011, 06:23:43 PM

how do you do it. Details please.

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Kevdude · February 09, 2011, 06:24:24 PM

Teach her how to ride a bike and tell her to wear revealing clothing
Edit: Hold her at the beginning

Sandvich · February 09, 2011, 06:27:33 PM

And when you let go, if she falls down, permanently become an ass

Acid · February 09, 2011, 06:43:25 PM

Show her your snake.

MegaScientifical · February 09, 2011, 06:44:21 PM

Just tell her "It's just like riding a rooster. You never forget."

Blockoman · February 09, 2011, 06:55:22 PM

Just tell her "It's just like riding a rooster. You never forget."

Except there are no pedals on a rooster.
Usually.

MegaScientifical · February 09, 2011, 06:58:02 PM

Except there are no pedals on a rooster.
Usually.

Balls.

KadeBL_ID12958 · February 09, 2011, 07:00:43 PM

Stick it in her pooper.

I'm sorry, you had it coming.

HellHound · February 09, 2011, 07:21:58 PM

Bitchslap her for being an imbecile. IT GETS ALL THE LADIES.

StarDust · February 09, 2011, 07:23:01 PM

If its a 5 year old - What the ffffuuuuuu
if its 15- show her videos, while rubbing her
derppp

steve5451 · February 09, 2011, 07:44:19 PM

Bitchslap her for being an imbecile. IT GETS ALL THE LADIES.

Been there, done that. It doesn't work. I think it even has a negative effect, too.

Mardalf · February 09, 2011, 08:50:09 PM

Noooo none of the above, call Me over and let Me teach her...

rockslide26 · February 09, 2011, 09:36:03 PM

Don't touch legs or chest, pisses girls off. It is riding a bike, not love.

Qwepir · February 09, 2011, 09:44:53 PM

Balls.

Completely unrelated.

Sarge · February 09, 2011, 09:46:07 PM

Tell her that she shouldn't be afraid of falling if she maintains speed and doesn't crash.