Am I the only one here who owns a fallout shelter?
nope, my closet has a hatch that goes down seventy feet to my fallout shelter thats lined with eight layers of two inch hardened steel plating then there's twenty inches of lead and a third of an inch of Either, I installed a vault door with a timelock so once its locked it won't open again for twenty years and there's a small completely self sustaining ecosystem so no worry about food shortages and with all the dehydrated water I have in cans I won't run out of that ether.
and I have a fallout shelter app on my iPod so if I'm not home ill have a temporary one
EDIT: no I'm not paranoid...I just know "their" out to get me!