Author Topic: Dood's Jail break adventure.  (Read 3129 times)

Welcome to Dood's Jail break adventure! You are dood a hefty man who was arrested for robbing a Mcdonalds. He is hungry and cannot wait to eat something, so he is thinking of breaking out of his cell grab a snack at the cafeteria and go home.

We are currently on, SCENE 1.



Story start.

Dood is in his cell, starving. The guards are on lunch break and that makes you hungrier.
Dood: Aww man. I can NOT wait.....I need FOOOOOD!
YOUR CHOICES
>Climb out window and go through front door to cafeteria.
>Attempt to slide through bars.
>Eat bars.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2011, 09:53:43 PM by MaximumMack »


eat self
Dood attempts to eat himself but no luck due to lack of neck and stiff arms.


Your choices.


>Climb out window and go through front door to cafeteria.
>Attempt to slide through bars.
>Eat bars.





Make this comic so you dont have to pick from a list of gayass commands.


EAT BARS.
Dood: *sniff* *sniff* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!

*Entered hungry fat man's rage*

Dood has eaten down the bars, although it wasn't the most quite way to go with it you are now free to go through the door.
Make this comic so you dont have to pick from a list of gayass commands.
Will do. You guys are free.

Bust into guard room (if you can fit through the door) and suffocate them by sitting on them.

Bust into guard room (if you can fit through the door) and suffocate them by sitting on them.
and/or fart on them

Make a BARMAN out of the bars.