My mother is le stupid

[Aniken 911]

Id like to ask her up close whats wrong with her.
everyone swears sometimes and I personally think that she is trying to protect you from something that you find in SCHOOL.
Whats the point of giving someone a small amount of antidote if they are constantly being poisoned all the time?

yeah, she is just really weird.
I'm not allowed to swear at home, yet I am allowed to swear at school.
I have also been banned from online since 6th grade, and I am currently in 8th grade,
I'm getting really twitchy.
The only reason that she didn't throw blockland in the digital trash bin and empty it is because my dad reminded her that there was a single player mode on there.
god bless him.
also, my dad is officially not cool.
he just scolded me for not seperating my laundry into 2 loads.
I didn't seperate it because everything fit perfectly.

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[Nethog]

one time i got really low grades and i was banned from the computer for like 2 months

then my brother got the same grades and he wasnt punished at all
...

and whenever i bring it up they ignore it

[Nymethus]

My dad tried paypal once and something went wrong.

Like, he put in money and couldn't take it out (protip: you are doing it wrong!)

and that was like 2 years ago or something

so I can only buy stuff from Sweden... WE HAVE NOTHING :|

I'm loving hungry

[Tokerovin]

I hate my mother's logic. Just because she heard stuff on the news she doesn't want to make a PayPal account to buy me stuff on the internet. Here is a small summary of our conversation just now.

Me: You come upstairs in a bit, k?
Mom: Why?
Me: Bring your creditcard too.
Mom: NO, I'M NOT DOING THAT. IF YOU CAN GO ON OTHER PEOPLE'S INTERNET NETWORK THEN THEY CAN PLUNDER MY BANKACCOUNT AS WELL.
Me: What.
Mom: ...
Me: Mom, everyone uses PayPal. Don't be stupid.
Mom: YOU HEARD ME.
Me: ASFASDASFASDF

Then she told me to go work myself but I ain't going to work to get underpaid just because I'm underage, forget that.

Discuss your mother's/father's/parents' stupidity.

Edit: Read the whole thread before you loving post here trying to be a smartass.

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