Have any pets?

[MasterThief]

and 9000 fish that won't stop multiplying

How much I believe that: 1/10.

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[Nymethus]

Why is your cat's ears going in opposite directions?

got hit by a car

[Rekuddo]

My pride and joy is my Apple Snail, Lloyd. :3
Above: Lloyd rides over a small bridge on his way to eat the cabbage I blanched for him.

I had a snail named Lloyd once :D

[Sheath]

I had a snail named Lloyd once :D

:D

[MasterThief]

got hit by a car

If I saw that car hit the dog, I would loving cry. Did you?