Author Topic: The Off-Topic Camping trip.  (Read 34154 times)

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIIIIIEEEEENDS.

*Beats Nightfox with a crowbar*

AYAIAIAIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why? Why did you kill the Night Fox?  Why do I care?

Why? Why did you kill the Night Fox?  Why do I care?
Because you love me.
You do love me, right.
You don't want to know what happened to the last person who didn't love me.
I sure hope you love me.

Because you love me.
You do love me, right.
You don't want to know what happened to the last person who didn't love me.
I sure hope you love me.
... Goes into mansion, boards windows, locks doors, and hangs out with beer and some fine bitches.

*Gets out Sasha*

IT COST $200.00 TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAIAIAIAI AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Climbs into tree and watches camp

*Whistles and four demon dogs come out of the woods*

GET HER! IN THE TREE!

*Climbs into tree and watches camp
*Tells everyone to get in the mansion away from Rambo Lizzeh

*Throws frags at the dogs



Har har i win.

*Screams like a banshee*

*Chants, and summons the Jersey Devil*

We in the New Jersey woods. C:

Quick get in my sound proof mansion made of reinforced titanium alloy steel1

*Runs into mansion, throws a frag, and runs out



*Tries to make allies with Lizzy

*Busts wall down, has glowing red eyes of pure evil that will hunt your dreams for all eternity*

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!

*Kicks the frag back out and shoots Funnel through a window.
*Busts wall down, has glowing red eyes of pure evil that will hunt your dreams for all eternity*

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!
*Shoves a frag down Lizzy's throat.

*Heals self from gun shot


*Curls up in ball in center of the camp