Author Topic: The Off-Topic Camping trip.  (Read 34002 times)

* Shadowed999 walks back to his tent.

*A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE*

Yeah, that was kinda weird, but we're back at the camp.
Hunting up the forest so the campers show us love.

*NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE, OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF, THE JESTER OF TORTUGA BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?*

*Shadowed999 shoots Jack and Nymethus with his M9.

*ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM

LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP, THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE*

*Sonicfangirl11 sets up her towed RV car, to have electricity and whatnot.

She then watches a certain show after locking the RV.


Hmm, I wonder what I'll make for dinner.

*A WILD RIOT APPEARS AND WADDLES OVER TO THE CAMP SITE

"Hey guys, I'm hungry what's up?"

*HEY RIOT, YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, I'M SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE*

* Shadowed999 stares at Nymethus.



* THIS IS THE TALE, OF TONY MONTANA.  CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS.*

*GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED. THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A pusillanimous individual, JUST WAITING TO GET forgetED!*


*Sonicfangirl11 turns off the TV, then commences an indoor BBQ, and opens the windows just to taunt the campers

SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

Ah, nothing like good ol' BBQ to settle the day.

* Yup, still dying. Brain still melting.