Author Topic: "Did you see that!?" Response: "No" (Games)  (Read 1724 times)

Was playing DRPG, found some carrots. Was like, "Okay."

Then said I found them, and some friend who's name was entirely leetspeak kept blaming me for lying.

one time in a game i was all like

AND MY FEND WAS IN BATROOM RAGe
I'd rage too if someone killed me with hazama while I was in a bathroom

One day...

I injured a spy which caused a scout to shoot me with a pistol which caused a medic to heal me and kill the spy which caused another scout to shoot the medic with a FaN which caused him to knockback to a spy behind him who was cloaked which caused a soldier to shoot him which caused a sniper about to melee me to knockback and fall into a platform which killed him which redirected a demoman because he was scared which caused a sniper to switch his position which caused a heavy to redirect because he was afraid of being shot in the head which caused a battle medic from our team to try and kill him which caused the battle medic to bump into an enemy spy which caused me to injure him.

Nobody believes it to this day because it's still going on.

One day...

I injured a spy which caused a scout to shoot me with a pistol which caused a medic to heal me and kill the spy which caused another scout to shoot the medic with a FaN which caused him to knockback to a spy behind him who was cloaked which caused a soldier to shoot him which caused a sniper about to melee me to knockback and fall into a platform which killed him which redirected a demoman because he was scared which caused a sniper to switch his position which caused a heavy to redirect because he was afraid of being shot in the head which caused a battle medic from our team to try and kill him which caused the battle medic to bump into an enemy spy which caused me to injure him.

Nobody believes it to this day because it's still going on.
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One day...

I injured a spy which caused a scout to shoot me with a pistol which caused a medic to heal me and kill the spy which caused another scout to shoot the medic with a FaN which caused him to knockback to a spy behind him who was cloaked which caused a soldier to shoot him which caused a sniper about to melee me to knockback and fall into a platform which killed him which redirected a demoman because he was scared which caused a sniper to switch his position which caused a heavy to redirect because he was afraid of being shot in the head which caused a battle medic from our team to try and kill him which caused the battle medic to bump into an enemy spy which caused me to injure him.

Nobody believes it to this day because it's still going on.
Now, repeat that without a run-on sentence.

I remember starting a new game in minecraft, starting infront of a cave, going inside, and finding 3 loving DIAMONDS.
...
And then I started digging into the wall and BAM, lava. Died, diamonds melted in lava.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLyVJz1yam8&feature=player_detailpage#t=87s

piddling around in red sewers as blu spy on 2fort
come across friendly soldier/medic team
see sniper down at other end
start shooting at him with ambassador
crit headshot
he still headshots the soldier and kills him
i finish him off
medic starts healing me and says he wants to go back
we turn to go back
2 scouts
2 crits
2 dead scouts
walking to the water
pyro
we are on fire
jump+stab
dead pyro
we make it back to base where the medic eventually ubers that previous soldier and they go slap an engy's stuff
I turn to Tingalz "HOLY stuff DID YOU JUST CATCH ANY OF THAT"
"nope"

One time I was playing counter strike and got headshot by just shooting  randomly and I won.


*cricket noise*

one time in counter strike i whiped out a deagle and jumped off a ledge and got a headshot on two guys before i hit the ground

my friend was looking out the window

I threw a grenade in a room and I killed 6 people, it was awesome.
I turned to my friend to ask if he saw that.
"nope"

One time I was playing counter strike and got headshot by just shooting  randomly and I won.


*cricket noise*
There's a button in command & conquer: Renegade to do an instant 180 degree turn. I had the personal ion cannon (sniper weapon for taking out vehicles) and I hit this button (x) and instantly clicked and got a headshot on someone coming up behind me.

In mine craft, I spawned and took 1 step, tried to mine some sand, and fell right into a dungeon.

saw a little party of zombies run into a lava pit

my chap aschrock didn't see nowt

made a 100 yard touchdown in madden 06
and then it froze immediately after

Was punching wood.
Creeper behind me.
KABOOM