My mom is on a date! :O

[Kingdaro]

For the first time in 14 years.

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[Snaffle J. Bean]

For the first time in 14 years.

I bet she's got cobwebs down there

[Kingdaro]

I bet she's got cobwebs down there

Prolly.

[steve5451]

My mom goes to bars and brings back strange men and forgets them on the carpet/kitchen/bedroom/etc.
:/

[Zephyrs]

My mother is currently sleeping with someone from work, I believe.

I don't understand her personal life.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

My mom goes to bars and brings back strange men and forgets them on the carpet/kitchen/bedroom/etc.
:/

they must be drunk out of their mind if they'll forget your mother

OHHH SNAAAAAP IM STUPID

[StarDust]

they must be drunk out of their mind if they'll forget your mother

oh no she didn't

[MasterThief]

My mom goes to bars and brings back strange men and forgets them on the carpet/kitchen/bedroom/etc.
:/

Are you serious?

[Joker Card]

My mom goes to bars and brings back strange men and forgets them on the carpet/kitchen/bedroom/etc.
:/

This statement made me wan to watch a research. I will do is tonite.

[steve5451]

they must be drunk out of their mind if they'll forget your mother

OHHH SNAAAAAP IM STUPID

It's pretty much true. She has fairly large breasts, so I suppose that could have something to do with it.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

It's pretty much true. She has fairly large breasts, so I suppose that could have something to do with it.

Women with large boobs are bonerkill.

[steve5451]

Women with large boobs are bonerkill.

Yes, yes they are.

[Kingdaro]

Women with large boobs are bonerkill.

QFT

[steve5451]

What's even worse is women with fake breasts. I'd rather see mini tits than large fake ones.
They have no bounce, and then are just loving disgusting.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

It's pretty much true. She has fairly large breasts, so I suppose that could have something to do with it.

probably

also your mother sounds like a walking archive of STDs