My Mom megathread.

[MaximumMack]

I'm getting tired of all these "My Mom" topics. Seriously it's getting old.like yo momma!

So let's take bikini bottom those topics and push it  them somewhere else.

Here. So whenever your mom did something that ticked you off, post it here. Why waste such wonderful topic space.

I'll go ahead, my mom won't let me watch Family guy because she is afraid I'll repeat the loveual jokes they make in public. :/ But overall she's pretty nice :)

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[Katamari007]

My mom is a woman

[steve5451]

My mom steals the stuff I buy because she doesn't want to pay for it.

[Kingdaro]

My mom topic didn't have anything to do with the others, I just happened to have a want to make a topic about her date.

[Blastdown]

my ma is bettr thn all ur ma''s

[Snaffle J. Bean]

My mom steals the stuff I buy because she doesn't want to pay for it.

your mom sounds like one hell of a cash stealin' whore

if only she were addicted to crack, because that'd be icing on the cake

[Sandvich]

My mom catagorizes me as an idiot just because I'm 13.
She thinks that I'm unintelligent just for that.

[brickybob]

your mom sounds like one hell of a cash stealin' whore

if only she were addicted to crack, because that'd be icing on the cake

Actually, it would be the sugar on the table.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

My mom catagorizes me as an idiot just because I'm 13.
She thinks that I'm unintelligent just for that.

Your own mom calling you an idiot? God damn.

[zookuw]

My mom catagorizes me as an idiot just because I'm 13.
She thinks that I'm unintelligent just for that.

I don't think it's just because of that..



Just kidding just kidding, don't hurt me please :(

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Actually, it would be the sugar on the table.

Nice one.

forget, why couldn't I think of that?

[IkeTheGeneric]

I have the coolest mom in the world.

She has a snowmobile, she has a super-hero costume (She bought it while being drunk) and she even has a loving theme song.

[zackin5]

My mum's a bit of a health nut, And thinks video games are a great way of learning history and stuff.

And she's not too strict-ish about what I see/do either.

[IkeTheGeneric]

My mum's a bit of a health nut, And thinks video games are a great way of learning history and stuff.

And she's not too strict-ish about what I see/do either.

Just so long as I'm not killing anything my mom says yes

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

someone has got to get this joke...