Author Topic: Antijokes (Read 1676 times)

Sandvich · February 13, 2011, 01:21:16 PM

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IkeTheGeneric · February 13, 2011, 01:22:48 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it did

A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink, then left after a few hours.

An Irish man walked out of a bar.

Maze24 · February 13, 2011, 01:23:12 PM

What smells like blue paint?

Red paint

IkeTheGeneric · February 13, 2011, 01:23:42 PM

Quote from: Maze24 on February 13, 2011, 01:23:12 PM

What smells like blue paint?

Red paint

lol'd

Sandvich · February 13, 2011, 01:25:35 PM

Knock Knock

Whos there

Dave

Dave who

Dave begins to break into tears as his grandmas alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

keonesan · February 13, 2011, 01:30:09 PM

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There's an Irishman, a homoloveual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Oh god lol.

naturemon · February 13, 2011, 01:32:05 PM

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Lol'd

Anybody · February 13, 2011, 01:33:43 PM

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Freeze · February 13, 2011, 01:34:33 PM

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?
He was hit by a bus.

DnaUnstable · February 13, 2011, 01:39:28 PM

Is it bad that I read 'A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.' instantly as 'A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and is ruining his family.'?

Tingalz · February 13, 2011, 01:39:50 PM

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A horrible boating accident.

naturemon · February 13, 2011, 01:39:55 PM

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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Tingalz · February 13, 2011, 01:51:42 PM

A blind man walks in front of a train
He is killed on impact and the train operator has to undergo mental therapy.

Sirrus · February 13, 2011, 02:32:07 PM

What's sad about four black men going over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends.

Anti-Block · February 13, 2011, 02:41:11 PM

Anti-Block likes Anti-Jokes.