Author Topic: My hidden life.  (Read 10488 times)

IRL - Christian, straight, nice, not violent, pretty normal, etc.
Internet - Atheist, basically gay, sometimes nice, easily angered, furry, etc.

You all have it easy.

I have 7:

My Dad's House:
Perfect child who occasionally uproars in rebellion. Intelligent, mature, and overall funny. Atheism is known by dad.
Dad's wife and my sisters:
Intelligent, perfect child, yet I constantly try to assert how truly dominant I should be over my sisters.
My Mom's House:
Perfect child who never rebels against the norm, quiet, and picky about what I eat. Mother thinks I am a gift to society sent by god. Religious beliefs are not known, and creationist is assumed.
School Life with friends:
tribal, rebellious, funny, constantly has something to say. Intelligent. Atheist is so well known that constant actions towards not starting me up on religion are taken.
School Life without friends:
Quiet, never speak a word unless I want to. Intelligent yet can make mistakes. Just a geek that no one really cares about.
Internet:
Outgoing, obviously intelligent, a bit of a jackass, and known for atheism and view on death.
Internet Games:
Impressive, intelligent, fun, but sometimes a lying son of a bitch.

I love my life.

Its funny. Many turn to the internet to reveal their true colors and then release any pent up emotions that come from being unable to reveal them in their day-to-day lives. But if many of them expressed who they were to begin with, they probably wouldn't have the pent up emotions nor concieved apathy from not knowing whom or what they are speaking to in the first place. Thus so, people would probably grow to be more patient and kind in all aspects of their life, while still remaining honest.

Its funny. Many turn to the internet to reveal their true colors and then release any pent up emotions that come from being unable to reveal them in their day-to-day lives. But if many of them expressed who they were to begin with, they probably wouldn't have the pent up emotions nor concieved apathy from not knowing whom or what they are speaking to in the first place. Thus so, people would probably grow to be more patient and kind in all aspects of their life, while still remaining honest.
You're rambling in philosophical nonsense again Mage. <3

Parents know me as : IQ of 190's, straight, nice, not violent.
Internet/life 2: kind of nice, loveual, very violent, depressed suicidalish, etc .

Oh yeah?

I live 3.

1. The one my parents THINK they know me as, as a normal teenager who has an average amount of friends

2. My actual life of having stuff-loads of friends, a deep-thinking, smart, technology savvy trouble-maker who can get girlfriends (Hurrr), rap loving broski

3. A pothead, knowing all there is to know and having to hide it from family, along with a mini bong, a bowl, lighters, weed, plastic baggies, and a scale (I don't sell, just for reference and not getting ripped off) All this is stashed in my ceiling tiles in my basement :3


I have bolded everything that is quite obviously a lie.

Eh, I guess I'll make one as well :\

My real life:
An average nerd, I guess. I enjoy card games, board games, vidya games, camping, drawing, and the television. I'm generally a caring person, sometimes I think about others before myself. Music is a huge part of my life. I group my friends in all sorts of layers. I have three friends that I talk to about all of my nerdy things, as they are also nerds, and the they're the ones I spend most of my time with. I have friends I talk to every now and then about things and pal around with them sometimes when they want to or invite me to. I'm a hard worker, I do what I'm told the majority of the time unless I'm tired. Huge slacker, detest doing homework and usually get bad marks for it, but I'll do in school work no sweat. I do get a bit annoying, though, when I constantly talk to someone. Can seem arrogant at sometimes (which I honestly detest my self being), but I'm told I'm generally a cool bro. Can be a richard sometimes, but hey I'm just like that. Atheist, as well. I have openly questioned my loveuality and talked to people about it, but I'm mostly leaning towards heteroloveuality as I tend to find women more attractive than men, but I won't openly judge women. Be walking with my friends and they'll be all "Check out that piece of hot ass" and I'll just kind of be like "Yeah she looks nice I guess."

On the internet:
Still a big nerd, but I'm a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuge richard, like a lot more than I should be.

Its funny. Many turn to the internet to reveal their true colors and then release any pent up emotions that come from being unable to reveal them in their day-to-day lives. But if many of them expressed who they were to begin with, they probably wouldn't have the pent up emotions nor concieved apathy from not knowing whom or what they are speaking to in the first place. Thus so, people would probably grow to be more patient and kind in all aspects of their life, while still remaining honest.


For some reason. I am strongly attracted to your posts and am trying to find you to follow you.... your mind control is working I assume?

Internet 1# : Heartless trolling maggot
Internet 2# : Nice, logical, helping person

omg lol liek irl :

You're rambling in philosophical nonsense again Mage. <3
In a round about way, I'm saying that if people weren't so tense about the notion they had to lie about one aspect of their life in order to keep harmony or something to that view, then they wouldn't need to take it out on others.

wow youre so cool bro

Don't be jelly because I have life bro

I never said I'm cool by that, you just assumed I was and took it like It was something, therefore by default, you got jealous and all "OMG NO WAY" on me

*sunglasses*

Its funny. Many turn to the internet to reveal their true colors and then release any pent up emotions that come from being unable to reveal them in their day-to-day lives. But if many of them expressed who they were to begin with, they probably wouldn't have the pent up emotions nor concieved apathy from not knowing whom or what they are speaking to in the first place. Thus so, people would probably grow to be more patient and kind in all aspects of their life, while still remaining honest.

Agreed. Any one of us would be surprised to see another blocklander's life outside of the Internet and their whole life story.
I have bolded everything that is quite obviously a lie.


Same thing with you. The whole "Oh god he is so not an internet nerd therefore he is lying" shananigans. Most people who are my FRIENDS on blockland know. Hell, Monocle knows for sure.

Jesus guys, go outside and stop getting a monitor tan and you'll find these things not hard to believe.

-Removed pics go here-

I also skype my smoking sessions on the weekends. I'm out now, hence the bags are empty. The ceiling is too loud to take stuff out, so I won't bother. I had this laying around in my room.

As for trouble maker, I could easily find court notices and fines for getting in fights (Disorderly Conduct), and Vandalism

The girlfriend one might be hard to prove on the internet, but that's why there is facebook

Smart, yes. As hard is it to believe, my test scores and grades are absoultely Amazing.

The friends one, once again, that's for Facebook.

Since you didn't bother to bold anything else, I will not address them.
I'm a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuge richard

That's for sure. Go outside, make some friends, and realize how common the things I do are among others before you start making more accusations, friend.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2011, 12:48:06 AM by Messes »

I act the same in real life as I do on the Internet.



Jesus guys, go outside and stop getting a monitor tan and you'll find these things not hard to believe.


Not to say that my monitor could probably tan me, but living in Arizona during the 110 degree summer tans and burns you like a bitch. And we just don't wear any protection from it because it's too much of a hassle.

Beat that bitches.

You all have it easy.
Well if I took into consideration all of mine, I'd have quite more of them.

All of you morons think you're geniuses.

All of you morons think you're geniuses.
I didn't say that.
Does that mean I'm excepted from being a moron this time?
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