Oh god my eye

[The Titanium]

30 steady minutes of jabbing the sides of my eyes got it out

well thats a relief
got a bit disturbed there
especially after seventh said what he said

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

They have compound eyes, just a stuff ton of eyes clumped into two masses. And they never escape the swatter. You must be too slow.

every time i hit them with the swatter, they go down. i go upstairs to find something to wrap it up with, come back, and the bitch is gone.


one time i had luigis mansion, and there were like 9 flies in the house, and my mom blamed it on the game and that it was the DEVIL.

but there was really just a crack in the window

[carolcat]

Organic material on the contact will slowly decompose behind your eye, creating a culture of bacteria that will eat away at your optic nerve and slowly cause you to go blind.

Did you die?

A clear example of the Blockland Forums in their motivational mood!

Spiders have 8 eyes and they never see my boot in time. More eyes=/= superior eyesight.

[Joker Card]

AAHHHHHH CAN'T UNSEE

[The Titanium]

i like spiders <3

[Visage]

I think this is how Sandvich's brain works:

"Wow my contact itches a tiny bit. Omg good idea for BL story!!!!"

Then he makes up some bullstuff story for attention. Another example:

"A girl looked at me today! I GOT LAID BL FORUMS!!!!"

[Madmitten]

I think this is how Sandvich's brain works:

"Wow my contact itches a tiny bit. Omg good idea for BL story!!!!"

Then he makes up some bullstuff story for attention. Another example:

"A girl looked at me today! I GOT LAID BL FORUMS!!!!"

not just any girl
a 9 year old girl

[Big Brother]

I think this is how Sandvich's brain works:

"Wow my contact itches a tiny bit. Omg good idea for BL story!!!!"

Then he makes up some bullstuff story for attention. Another example:

"A girl looked at me today! I GOT LAID BL FORUMS!!!!"

My grandmother gave me a kiss!

HOLY stuff GUYS, JUST GOT LAID

[The Titanium]

I think this is how Sandvich's brain works:

"Wow my contact itches a tiny bit. Omg good idea for BL story!!!!"

Then he makes up some bullstuff story for attention. Another example:

"A girl looked at me today! I GOT LAID BL FORUMS!!!!"

"wow some kid posted something about himself i have to automatically drill into his ass and call him an attention whore instead of just moving on"

[Madmitten]

"wow some kid posted something about himself i have to automatically drill into his ass and call him an attention whore instead of just moving on"

lol

[Rughugger]

every time i hit them with the swatter, they go down. i go upstairs to find something to wrap it up with, come back, and the bitch is gone.


one time i had luigis mansion, and there were like 9 flies in the house, and my mom blamed it on the game and that it was the DEVIL.

but there was really just a crack in the window

lol@your mom. If you can't kill a fly with a swatter, you need to start lifting weights, my friend :)

[Madmitten]

lol@your mom. If you can't kill a fly with a swatter, you need to start lifting weights, my friend :)

the largest weights we have are 5 pounds bro

[Rughugger]

chairs weigh more.

[DarkShadow6]

the largest weights we have are 51 pounds bro

[Madmitten]

chairs weigh more.

but the epicenter of the weight is like, off center.
so its hard as stuff to lift chairs for weight.
my parents are all, OK YOU SKINNY cigarette WE GONNA HAVE TO BUY YOU SOME WEIGHTS.
although they say that 3 times every week, i still have no weights.
i sometimes use my little bro as weights but he gets annoyed by that