Stretch the truth - Tell stories of happened today with ridiculous lies added.

[IkeTheGeneric]

The title pretty much sums it up. Take a story of what happened to you today or yesterday, and stretch the truth to the point where it's funny.

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[Joeboy]

I played Dead Rising 2 today.

















I got through without failing any of the cases.

[DarkShadow6]

forget, man, all I did today was sit around and stuff.
Not sure if I can even fill that with enough lies to make it funny.
Well, I did eat some cereal...

I played Dead Rising 2 today.

















I got through without failing any of the cases.

Holy forget.
If that wasn't a lie I would praise you.

[Joeboy]

The lie here is that I failed because I was horsing around.

It's too fun to not just go all sandbox and stuff.

[DarkShadow6]

The lie here is that I failed because I was horsing around.

It's too fun to not just go all sandbox and stuff.

There was a chick in a bra and panties and I said "I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!" and she said "GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES LIKE I'M NOT LIKE GOING OUT THERE LIKE".
So I killer her with a flashlight and went back into the mall.

[Joeboy]

There was a chick in a bra and panties and I said "I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!" and she said "GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES LIKE I'M NOT LIKE GOING OUT THERE LIKE".
So I killer her with a flashlight and went back into the mall.

Pffhaha

I usually drive around the mall on a mini pink bike thing running over zombies

Either that or I'm outside driving the little industrial truck thing

[Madmitten]

I played fallout 2 today and didnt miss any hits.
I also didnt die, or get pissed off.

[DarkShadow6]

Pffhaha

I usually drive around the mall on a mini pink bike thing running over zombies

Either that or I'm outside driving the little industrial truck thing

TWO WORDS
PINK
TRICYCLE

if you have played dead rising 2 then you have ridden it
no exceptions

Reminds me of Mercenaries 2, when UP wants you to drive The Decimator to their home base. It's a "special vehicle" the UP "scientists" were working on.
...
It's really not.
In fact, it's a slow, pink moped with tassels on the handlebars and a flower-covered basket on the front.
Fiona (your teammate) remarks that she would like to keep it, if possible, because it's "cute".

I played fallout 2 today and didnt miss any hits.
I also didnt die, or get pissed off.

HA
HA HA HA
That was a a good lie.

[Joeboy]

[(Hit Man)]

I'm getting a PC built by a friend










That can outrun jesus

[DarkShadow6]

I lol'd so hard, mainly because I've done it before.

I'm getting a PC built by a friend










That can outrun jesus

nice lie


computers don't have legs

[(Hit Man)]

EXACTLY

[DarkShadow6]

EXACTLY

[Kevdude]

I walked into school today and punched a giraffe in the face because it was talking stuff about me, I proceeded to complete my Algebra homework. Then Adrien Brody slipped on the ice outside my school during Religion

FIND THE LIES

[DarkShadow6]

I walked into school today and punched a giraffe in the face because it was talking stuff about me, I proceeded to complete my Algebra homework. Then Adrien Brody slipped on the ice outside my school during Religion

FIND THE LIES

i win a cookie







because I found all the lies