Author Topic: Oh hey a non-American actually saying good things about America for once!  (Read 2757 times)

If it weren't for Britain, there would be no America.

all british people have gingivitis

all british people love tea and crumpets

all british people say "govn'a"

lol ur country is ruled by a girl

The Queen does not have as much power as the Prime Minister

If it weren't for Britain, there would be no America.

If it weren't for America, France would've nearly nuked yo ass.

If it weren't for America, France would've nearly nuked yo ass.
must be a big ass to require nuking

France with nukes? What.


If it weren't for Britain, there would be no America.
If it weren't for Earth, there would be no Britain.

France with nukes? What.
They started constructing them in the 60s, but haven't finished yet. So many naps and pastry breaks. :c

When you're all being bought out from China, I'll be hiding somewhere in Germany in a forest living off the land, with 6 children and a wife in a 1500sq ft house.

If it weren't for Earth, there would be no Britain.
If it wasn't for Sol's accretion disc, there would be no Earth.

If it weren't for magic, there would be no anything.



We owe it all to magnets

You motherforgeter's lyin' and gettin' me pissed



Also when the rest of the world economy collapses we'll still be getting pissed and not giving two stuffs here in Australia. (Note: Not giving a stuff != not being effected, inb4 someone assumes that's what I meant)

!= only means not equals in tge bro

I loving hate the Australians / British people that hate on America even though they haven't been there.

"Oi. I hate america. they're friends because the media said so."