Author Topic: Jokes  (Read 3952 times)

Post any type of joke here.

    Q. What's white and fourteen inches long?
    A. Absolutely nothing!

    Q. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A. A straight line!

    Q. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    A. It's hard to find them in the snow.

    Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
    A. The NBA.

    Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    A. The PGA tour.

    Q. How do you stop five white guys from raping a black woman?
    A. Throw them a golf ball.

    Q. Why do white people like to play hockey?
    A. It’s the only way to beat on something black if they're not a cop.

    Q. What's the definition of a white virgin?
    A. Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

    Q. How do you castrate a white person?
    A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Q. What do white women, and tampons have in common?
    A. They're both stuck up cunts.

    Q. What do you call a white person on fire?
    A. A firecracker

    Q. What do you call a bunch of white people falling?
    A. Avalanche

    Q. How did the white lady know her daughter was on the rag?
    A. Her son's richard tasted funny

    Q. What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
    A. A entrepreneur .

    Q. What do spoiled milk and a white bitch's thighs have in common?
    A. They're both white and chunky!

    Q. What did the black guy say when he went down on a dirty white bitch who hadn't washed for a week?
    A. "Damn, Bitch! I like eatin' crackers with cheese, but this is forgetin' nasty!"

Please laugh or I be execute.

You could have kept quoting these to me over MSN instead of making a topic on them.

Also, the first one, answer is Nike Shoes.

How long does it take a black woman to take a stuff?
9 months

Did you hear about tehe new jewish sportscar? It can stop on a dime and pick it up.

Whats aster than a speeding bullet? a jew with a coupon.


  • Q. What did the man in the diving suit say to the little girl?
  • A. "Call me Daddy."

White jokes aren't as funny as black jokes.

I was offended with the white women one.

:I That was too far.

I was offended with the white women one.

:I That was too far.

I ignored most of those. In fact, the only ones I paid attention to were the ones he sent me over MSN before posting it... I didn't even want to then. >.>

Get out you motherloving tribal


Get out you motherloving tribal
It's a joke friend, deal with it.

What's worse than 3 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 3 trash cans.

A horse walks into a bar, bartender asks why the long face, horse says: "my wife just died"
Baby seal walks into a club.


This one guy calls on a waiter at a restauraunt and complains that the coffee tastes like dirt.

"Of course it does," replies the waiter, "It's fresh ground."

This one guy calls on a waiter at a restauraunt and complains that the coffee tastes like dirt.

"Of course it does," replies the waiter, "It's fresh ground."
That was actually good.

A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Hey, is the Bar tender?"