Author Topic: Jokes (Read 4440 times)

Deadzone · February 17, 2011, 04:54:02 PM

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left".

I always liked that one from mr. handy.

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Barakuda · February 17, 2011, 05:47:37 PM

Q: Why do people make these threads?
A: I don't know D:

MillCzarr · February 17, 2011, 06:04:56 PM

Q: What do computers eat for lunch?
A: Chips

Prince N · February 26, 2011, 09:09:50 PM

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Self Delete. The librarian says, "forget off, you won't bring it back."

Abortion: It brings out the kid in you!

Q: What's al Qaeda's favorite football team?

A: The New York Jets.

Nikki · February 26, 2011, 09:13:03 PM

What does your mom and a brick have in common?

She's heavy, flat on both ends and gets laid by mexicans

Sebster 105 · February 26, 2011, 09:13:16 PM

Women's rights

StarDust · February 26, 2011, 09:15:00 PM

A guy and a girl are telling a joke, the guy says, "Want to hear a joke?" Then he says "Nevermind, its too long" Then the girl says, "want to hear a joke? then says "you'll never get it"
hurr i so funni

Nethog · February 26, 2011, 09:16:16 PM

Q: what do you do when a guy named Prince N makes raciest white jokes
A: leave the thread hoping he will die

JAW959 · February 26, 2011, 09:17:09 PM

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

* How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

Dead baby jokes hell yea

Altered · February 26, 2011, 09:17:14 PM

Somebody should post some monday jokes to piss Prince N off.

Prince N · February 26, 2011, 09:19:45 PM

Quote from: Nethog on February 26, 2011, 09:16:16 PM

Q: what do you do when a guy named Prince N makes raciest white jokes
A: leave the thread hoping he will die

BLACK POWER!

IkeTheGeneric · February 26, 2011, 09:20:29 PM

y'know since you CAN swear a lot here

Prince N · February 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM

I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.

She never saw me coming.

Isjix · February 27, 2011, 12:04:28 AM

Quote from: Prince N on February 26, 2011, 09:19:45 PM

BLACK POWER!

I was driving my car and it was 1 in the morning, I hit something invisible and didn't know what it was until I seen something shiny.

Visage · February 27, 2011, 12:07:03 AM

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a monday.