Jokes

[Madmitten]

BLACK POWER!

prince N

y so black, i found more of the jokes in this thread funny than the ones in the op.

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[xXGhostXx]

This one is dark:

What do Jewish people and pizzas have in common?

They both go in an oven.

XD

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What does Sarah Palin have in common with a illegal mexican gardener?

They both have an equal chance of winning the 2012 primary.

[xXGhostXx]

A stuipd guy is speeding in a 40 mile zone
The cop pulls over.
Sir do you have a liscense?
The guy runs out of the car and gets his liscense plate.

[Lordy Lord]

Q: If Black people can call each other "monday", what could white people call each other?

A: Billionaires.

[captain blue]

I would appreciate it if you people stopped making black jokes, there happens to a black man on my family tree.


he's been hanging there for days in fact

[Lordy Lord]

I would appreciate it if you people stopped making black jokes, there happens to a black man on my family tree.


he's been hanging there for days in fact

Omg. XD

[xXGhostXx]

A boy and his dad go on a fishing trip. The dad gets bored and starts to drink a beer. The son then asks "Can I have one?" the dad then replies "Can your richard touch your ass?" The son says "No" Then the dad says "Then you're not old enough.". So later the dad pulls out a cigar and starts to smoke it. "Can I have one?" "Can your richard touch your ass" "No" "Then you're not old enough". Then the dad pulls out a nude magazine. And again the boy asks "Can I have one?" "Can your richard touch your ass?" "No" "Then you're not old enough." So the boy goes home and is all sad because he's not old enough to do the things his dad does. So he gets some oreos and some milk and sits down to eat them. The dad walks in and says "Oooh can I have some" the boy replies: "Can your richard touch your ass?" The dad says "Why yes son it can." The boy then replies "Good, go forget yourself these are my oreos."

XD

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    Q. What do you call a white person on fire?
    A. A firecracker

This. Was. Amazing.

[Menen]

A stuipd guy is speeding in a 40 mile zone
The cop pulls over.
Sir do you have a liscense?
The guy runs out of the car and gets his liscense plate.

the Definition of Joke is something that is funny.


That wasnt a joke

[xXGhostXx]

the Definition of Joke is something that is funny.


That wasnt a joke

Maybe other people laugh at this joke,you just dont see the humor.

[Madmitten]

Maybe other people laugh at this joke,you just dont see the humor.

it just wasnt funny at all

[xXGhostXx]

Chuck Norris Jokes:
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[ChexGuy331]

"Nevermind, its too long"

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[Madmitten]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

no such thing as "too" long