The Survival of Night

[LeeroyBlockhead]

"Well, you see, I don't have any T.N.T, or I'm not a creeper." He said.

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[Lugnut]

"Dont gut me. I can't explode for ssssssome gay reason. I might be lacking in the explosive parts. Do you know how it feelsssss knowing that you couldn't exsssplode with your brothers to prove yourssself to your father? loving horrible, that's how. Anyway, they all just wanted to talk, but noooooo you the have loving horrible hearing so you can't underssssssstand them. All you hear issss he essssssses. I, on the other hand, have lived nearly two and a half months. We as creepers usually live for about two days. They kill themselves from depression. It's pure coincidence that they do it next to your stone homes which you craft from stone mined with their guts. My extra month and about four quarters on them has given me many things that they don't have."

[LeeroyBlockhead]

"Huh. You actually bested all the other creepers. You might currently be depressed, but atleast you're setting a record on surviving as one all this time. Plus, have you even eaten TNT, or tried sulphur?"

[Lugnut]

"You don't understand. Were born with it. Like your females and their reproductive stuff. Don't bother asking how I know that." I look up at the idiot who thought I looked like a snake. "While we're on he subject, I do NOT look like a snake, okay?"
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[LeeroyBlockhead]

"Actually they grow the 'reproductive' stuff, in a way basically.. But still, sorry about mistaking that. But it really isn't bad that you can't explode. You can still headbutt, or so on."

[Lugnut]

"How do you think I made it for two months? I have to eat. Where do you think those pigs, sheep, cows and things go at night? Did you think they vaporized at night?"

[LeeroyBlockhead]

"I'm not dumb. Every life form needs to consume to survive. Besides, you've probably eaten even pigmen." He said.

[Lugnut]

"Oh, pardon me for mistakenly naming them. I don't eat pigs, nor pigmen, as pigmen are pigs." I nod at a pig that was gathering around the light. "that ones name is pigley. They arent very creative with names. After realizing that they could talk, I stopped eating them. The cows and sheep are stupid. The sheep are like your cats. But I must tell you, do not let a chicken go free, as they are evil."

[LeeroyBlockhead]

"Yes. I know the chickens are evil. Gut the clucking bastards."

[Lugnut]

"You gonna introduce me to your frozen, silent friends?"

[LeeroyBlockhead]

"Come on, Virt. And get the hell down here, Justin. He's not able to explode, and honestly friendly."

[Lugnut]

"You know about the fourth person on the island, right?"

[LeeroyBlockhead]

"No. The only people I know of are these two chaps."

[Lugnut]

"He's quite out of his wits and frankly, I think seeing anyone, much less me, would give him a heart attack. He hasn't moved around much, but he's not dead or anything."

[Kingdaro]

(I HAS BLOCK, CAN'T WRITE

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