Holy Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 1-9...
And Anteok, raised the Holy Hand Grenade up high saying, "Oh thy God, please bless that this hand grenade, will blow thy enemies to tiny bits (with mercy)..." And the Lord did win, and thy people feasted upon the lamb, and stews, and carp, and etribees (lolwut?), an orangutang, and breakfest cereals, and fruit bats, and limes. And as for throwing the grenade, thy shall pull out the holy pin, and count to 3. No more... No less... 3 shall be the number of the count, and the number of the counting shall be 3.
