Author Topic: Gamer's Fuel: A true gamers energy drink  (Read 5659 times)



Donate it to the police, so they can drink it when they get a call.

Donate it to the police, so they can drink it when they get a call.

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Donate it to the police, so they can drink it when they get a call.
IM INVINCIBLE YOU STUPID monday! YOU CAN'T KILL ME!

With normal energy drinks you crash in a few hours. With this energy drink you don't crash, you simply go into a coma.

Maybe rockers and dancers? That would be interesting.

Maybe rockers and dancers? That would be interesting.
On stage seizures would lead to a revolutionary dance move.

With normal energy drinks you crash in a few hours. With this energy drink you don't crash, you simply go into a coma.
Problem solved. I always had trouble falling asleep after drinking energy drinks.

Problem solved. I always had trouble falling asleep after drinking energy drinks.
Take sleeping pills with this and you'll wake up dead.

On stage seizures would lead to a revolutionary dance move.
This in turn would lead to revolutionary genres of music going at much higher speeds than the human brain can handle without this new super-energy drink. This in turn would cause many more comas, and hospitals would fill up faster, causing the doctors to have to take it to keep up, ending in a world of coma.

Speed metal would be just normal metal. Ludicrous metal would be invented and the guitar and the guitarist's fingers would light on fire and the drummers sticks would break and the singers head would fall off and the crowd wouldn't care. they wouldn't care.

Tom

Am I the only one who thinks energy drink are overrated?

Am I the only one who thinks energy drink are overrated?
no. However they are addicting.

Am I the only one who thinks energy drink are overrated?