I think I'll go ahead and show how to pronounce my other usernames instead.
Aal-tur-a-shon (Alteration, current username)
khool-dude-ate-too-sicks-oh (cooldude8260, made when I was 6/7ish)
Khool-eus Dood-eus (Coolius Dudeius, a step-up from cooldude8260)
Jon Smi-th (generic name I use when signing up for things that require a first and last name)