Author Topic: ARGH MY FOOT HOLY stuff IT BURNS AGHGHGHGGHGH (Read 2719 times)

SeventhSandwich · February 21, 2011, 10:11:44 PM

HOLY forget.

I broke a glass in my kitchen 3 weeks ago, I went in there barefoot to grab a Dr. Pepper and a loving huge piece of glass got lodged in my foot.

I screamed like a motherforgeter and hopped into my bathtub where I ripped the glass out screaming and washed my foot a couple times where assloads of blood went into the tub.

tl;dr glass stuck in foot, blood all over my kitchen floor.

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Max4344 · February 21, 2011, 10:12:44 PM

reminds me of MY snake IS BLEEDING Topic

SeventhSandwich · February 21, 2011, 10:13:47 PM

I just put a gigantic bandage on my foot.

Luckily, it seems I can walk on it with minimal pain which means the glass stayed whole while it was joyriding inside of my foot.

Much better then last time where I had to take an x-acto knife and remove it.

Funnelcakes · February 21, 2011, 10:14:18 PM

Quote from: Max4344 on February 21, 2011, 10:12:44 PM

reminds me of MY snake IS BLEEDING Topic

Aghahaha that was hilarious

Socky · February 21, 2011, 10:15:28 PM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on February 21, 2011, 10:13:47 PM

joyriding inside of my foot.

Someone should make a foot vehicle for BL

SeventhSandwich · February 21, 2011, 10:15:52 PM

Quote from: Funnelcakes on February 21, 2011, 10:14:18 PM

Aghahaha that was hilarious

By the way, I've talked to him on blockland and his mother died from a heart attack and he was so depressed he cut off most of his pinkie toe.

I'm not even kidding, I have a picture from him with a timestamp.

ShadowsfeaR · February 21, 2011, 10:17:04 PM

Quote from: Max4344 on February 21, 2011, 10:12:44 PM

reminds me of MY snake IS BLEEDING Topic

I have that bookmark'd.

Funnelcakes · February 21, 2011, 10:18:48 PM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on February 21, 2011, 10:15:52 PM

By the way, I've talked to him on blockland and his mother died from a heart attack and he was so depressed he cut off most of his pinkie toe.

I'm not even kidding, I have a picture from him with a timestamp.

I've talked to him in-game too, he was hilarious because he was so loving stupid. I hate him.

SeventhSandwich · February 21, 2011, 10:19:46 PM

Quote from: Funnelcakes on February 21, 2011, 10:18:48 PM

I've talked to him in-game too, he was hilarious because he was so loving stupid. I hate him.

He used to be. He's a bit more mature now. But I don't know what happened to him. He might have an-hero'd.

Funnelcakes · February 21, 2011, 10:20:34 PM

He probably died from loss of blood, I bet he cut other places too.

Edit: Maybe he just changed his name.

Funnelcakes · February 21, 2011, 10:21:30 PM

Double toast:

Wait why does glass burn?

SeventhSandwich · February 21, 2011, 10:22:42 PM

Quote from: Funnelcakes on February 21, 2011, 10:21:30 PM

Double toast:

Wait why does glass burn?

My foot does.

Funnelcakes · February 21, 2011, 10:23:04 PM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on February 21, 2011, 10:22:42 PM

My foot does.

Yes but how does glass make it burn

Socky · February 21, 2011, 10:23:40 PM

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Hehe man period.

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SeventhSandwich · February 21, 2011, 10:24:35 PM

Quote from: Funnelcakes on February 21, 2011, 10:23:04 PM

Yes but how does glass make it burn

My broken skin is causing inflammation of a localized portion of my epidermis which my nerve receptions are picking up and sending to my brain which receives it as pain.