Author Topic: Snooping around my brothers room  (Read 7157 times)

"waterproof" vibrater huh?

"waterproof" vibrater huh?
Just in case you are the type who drenches.

He might operate a carrot market where he sells vibrators for 100$ to horny teenage girls.

Glass Vibrator?

That sounds unsafe.

Glass Vibrator?

That sounds unsafe.
No they serve as physical lubri-

nevermind I wouldn't know anything about this.

Glass Vibrator?

That sounds unsafe.

Yup.
And lulz, Miika has one you should give her another. :3

Ya know, vibrators aren't just for going up an ass or pusillanimous individual, I have dude friends that use them for something else...

Ya know, vibrators aren't just for going up an ass or pusillanimous individual, I have dude friends that use them for something else...

Oh God oh God.
What?
They use them on each other?
...
Oh God! Not that...?

Oh God oh God.
What?
They use them on each other?
...
Oh God! Not that...?

You loving moron, no!  They use them when they get bored and are ALONE! They are most definatly not gay, the only friend I have that I think is gay is a little whiney kid.  And everyone says he is gay so I might just ignore him.

Ya know, vibrators aren't just for going up an ass or pusillanimous individual, I have dude friends that use them for something else...
You loving moron, no!  They use them when they get bored and are ALONE! They are most definatly not gay, the only friend I have that I think is gay is a little whiney kid.  And everyone says he is gay so I might just ignore him.
I don't understand.
What else can they use them for, that doesn't include going up an ass or pusillanimous individual, when they're alone?
I've got nothing.
Unless, you're like... tying them to yourself or something.

Although you're curious, and 15 is a stuff load and way too many for a single person to actually use, and therefore he must have them for another reason, isn't it technically his right to have them?
I mean, if he is just selling them on, then fine, I guess, he's making money in some way.
But if he has other reasons for them, it doesn't really make any sense why you should be bothered.

This is kind of like that topic where someone posted the History they found on their sisters computer, which was full of research.
Except, in that topic, everyone got pissy at the OP.

You are all pondering why he has them or what he is going to do with them.


However, nobody has yet pondered... WHERE HE GOT THEM??

Remember: It's not a carrot if it's a back massager




*wink*

He's a vibrator dealer.

NO.

I AM.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OF MY...

"SHTUFF"

Lockpick it, you probably have a paperclip somewhere.

Describe the exact feeling that overshadowed you at the time you saw the stash.

"...Well that's different."

Or at least that's what I would say.