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EMIL DOLVANDER

DEFENDER OF THE SWEDEN


DEFENDER OF HIS FRANCE


Slammed door to my mom.
Slammed door to my dad.
Slammed door to my sister.
Slammed door to my aunt.

Later on I'm on the kitchen eating chips on the sofa watching TV.
YAY FOR MY PARENTS (and sister)

but I'm Swedish
BUT YOU ARE STILL THE DEFENDER OF YOUR FRENCH NYMETHUS


Whoosh, when I slam a door, my dad really gets pissed of, and yells at me about his childhood or something.

« Last Edit: January 17, 2013, 12:10:46 PM by Nymethus »

for some reason its damn near impossible to slam a door in this house
it creates like a pillow of wind and cushions the slam right before it touches the latch

for some reason its damn near impossible to slam a door in this house
it creates like a pillow of wind and cushions the slam right before it touches the latch
This.

>Have a cold
NO JUST TAKE THE NIGHTQUIL IT WILL HELP YOU BE BETTER
NOW TAKE AN ADVIL AND A COUGHDROP AND A SHOT AND NOW I HAVE TO INSERT YOU INTO THIS IRON LUNG

> Have like 2-3 spots on my face

STAY STILL A MINUTE

*Stays still*

*SQUEEEEEZE*

OMG STAY STILL I CAN'T POP IT

*Still staying still*

*SQUEEEEEZE*

ARRGHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

*I'm just sitting there trying to see what I'm doing on a videogame or whatever *

Mum it's ok I'll do it in my own t-

NO I WILL POP THEM NOW

*SQUEEEEEZE POP*

URGHHH THAT'S GROSS

*WIPES IT ON MY JEANS*
« Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 05:53:55 PM by Joeboy »