>accidentally burn some cookies in the oven
OH GOD YOU IDIOT YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN WAAAAAAAH
>ask for red dead revolver, keep it muted, its just a game.
OGM YOU SADIST WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE WAAAAAAH
>play thief 2
OGM Y U ROBBIN BANKS cigaretteT YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A BANK ROBBER IN JAIL WAAAAAAAH
>i enjoy playing video games
YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A DUMB LONER THATS TOO SKINNY AND DIRTY AND YOUR LEGS ARE GONNA GET AMPUTATED BECAUSE YOU DONT MOVE AAAAAAAAH
>dont force me to talk to people i dont want to
OGM YOU LONER MOTHERforgetER WHY ARE YOU SO UNSOCIAL YOU NEED SOCIAL SKILLS GTFO
