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An essay on Alteration
The subject of Alteration has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. At first glance Alteration may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Remarkably Alteration is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Alteration is rarely given rational consideration by so called 'babies', trapped by their infamous history. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Alteration.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Alteration is quite good.

Special care must be taken when brown townysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Alteration, again and again.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Alteration. We will study the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a lovely model. National
Debt
 
  Alteration


There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Alteration, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly the national debt looms over Alteration this cannot be a coincidence. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Alteration and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, style icon Odysseus Woodpecker 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] What a fantastic quote. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Alteration.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Alteration?
Conclusion

In my opinion Alteration is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enriches, it stimulates and it is human.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Wyclef Travolta: 'I love Alteration? Yes! Hurray for Alteration!' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Go mad for Alteration - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books


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[LizzyRascal]

An essay on tescticles

The subject of testicles has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. In depth brown townysis of testicles can be an enriching experience. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, testicles is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock socialists, trapped by their infamous history. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of testicles.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without testicles is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard testicles. I haven’t. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, testicles will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will primarily be focusing on the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Oil
Prices

       testicles


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Even a child could work out that oil prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with testicles.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting chalk and cheese.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of award winning journalist Esperanza Skank 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of testicles until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then testicles makes a good case for being the icing.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with testicles? We can say that testicles may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It sings a new song, it stimulates and never hides.

Let's finish with a thought from star Elton Garfunkel: 'Oooh yeah testicles shoo badaby dooo.' [3]



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[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
 

[Kilser]

Vagina

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without Vagina is like a society without knowledge, in that it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

[Rekuddo]

An essay on richardbutt

The subject of richardbutt has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. The constantly changing fashionable take on richardbutt demonstrates the depth of the subject. Given that its influence pervades our society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably richardbutt is often misunderstood by the over 50, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on richardbutt and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course richardbutt is quite good.

Primarily richardbutt builds trust among the people. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will primarily be focusing on the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Well transport costs looms over richardbutt this cannot be a coincidence. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing night and day.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Francis Rock 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to richardbutt this is clearly true. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'richardbutt wins votes.' Simple as that.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

We can say with certainty richardbutt must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It fills a hole, it stimulates, though richardbutt brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly richardbutt.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Wyclef Astaire: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without richardbutt by my side.' [3]

[.::Taboo::.]

Public awareness.

Also, is that some database for teachers to check for sites like this and possible plagiarism?

Yep. If a student turned in one of these, I'd hang it up somewhere.

[Player]

An essay on furries

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding furries. The constantly changing fashionable take on furries demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, there are just not enough blues songs written about furries. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst global commercial enterprises, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of furries.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he shead new light on furries, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. A child’s approach to furries demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Of paramount importance to any study of furries within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, furries will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to furries. We will primarily be focusing on the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

Housing Prices
   
furries

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Even a child could work out that housing prices sings a very different tune. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing chalk and cheese.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Demetrius Bootlegger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Primarily, he is referring to furries. History tells us that furries will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires furries, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, furries has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It replenishes the self, influences the influencers,, though furries brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly furries.

I shall give the final word to star Wyclef Zeta-Jones 'My Daddy loved furries and his Daddy loved furries.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

[MegaScientifical]

   
An essay on snake Munchers

Think back to the first time you ever heard of snake Munchers. I really, really like snake Munchers. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning snake Munchers by global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on snake Munchers and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he borrowed much from snake Munchers. A society without snake Munchers is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Of paramount importance to any study of snake Munchers within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to snake Munchers, again and again.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the Greek-Roman model, as is standard in this case.
Annual
Military
Budget    

      snake Munchers

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Of course the annual military budget plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love snake Munchers.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting chalk and cheese.

In the words of style icon Bartholomew B. Adger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to snake Munchers this is clearly true. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then snake Munchers makes a good case for being the icing.
Since the Renaissance snake Munchers has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

In my opinion snake Munchers has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, puts out 'fires', and it is human.

I shall give the final word to star Mariah Morissette: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without snake Munchers.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books

1: Spelling errors in it... wow.
2: antidisestablishmentarianism

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[Shadoku]

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Oh god I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This line just killed me; "Primarily richardbutt builds trust among the people. It grows stonger every day."  

[Joeboy]

An essay on Your mother

Think back to the first time you ever heard of Your mother. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Your mother. Indispensable to homosapians today, Your mother is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It still has the power to shock the over 50, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Your mother helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Recent thought on Your mother has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Your mother they are changed.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the Inter-Spam model, as is standard in this case.
Average
Wage    

        Your mother

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Your mother is of great importance. Seemingly the average wage looms over Your mother this cannot be a coincidence. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing Your mother and political feeling.

Take a moment to consider the words of one of the great political brown townysts Odysseus Woodpecker 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Your mother, that this highlights an important issue. History tells us that Your mother will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Your mother, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

We can say with certainty Your mother has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and always chips in.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Denzel Clooney: 'My Daddy loved Your mother and his Daddy loved Your mother.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] My Your mother! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

EDIT: GAH, AlexGT already did it. :c

[blueleaf]

An essay on trading Stout Shanko for two Refined

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about trading Stout Shanko for two Refined? At first glance trading Stout Shanko for two Refined may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, trading Stout Shanko for two Refined is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the aristocracy, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however trading Stout Shanko for two Refined cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - trading Stout Shanko for two Refined is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, trading Stout Shanko for two Refined will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of trading Stout Shanko for two Refined. We will begin by looking at the Spanish-Armada model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. *insert graph here*


The statistics make it clear that trading Stout Shanko for two Refined is a major market factor. Obviously transport costs world wide are driven entirely by trading Stout Shanko for two Refined. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing trading Stout Shanko for two Refined now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of style icon Augstin Rock 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to trading Stout Shanko for two Refined. It speaks volumes. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then trading Stout Shanko for two Refined makes a good case for being the icing.

Is trading Stout Shanko for two Refined politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the trading Stout Shanko for two Refined must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It fills a hole, influences the influencers, and it is human.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Sigourney Garfunkel: 'trading Stout Shanko for two Refined is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]



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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] My trading Stout Shanko for two Refined! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

[StarDust]

An essay on Martin Luther king

Issues surrounding Martin Luther king can never be over brown townysed. At first glance Martin Luther king may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, Martin Luther king is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Martin Luther king.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from Martin Luther king. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Martin Luther king demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Nothing represents every day life better than Martin Luther king, and I mean nothing. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Martin Luther king, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Martin Luther king. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Transport
Costs   

      Martin Luther king

The statistics make it clear that Martin Luther king is a major market factor. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank transport costs will continue to follow Martin Luther king for the foreseeable future. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Martin Luther king now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of award winning journalist Augstin B. Adger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] I argue that his insight into Martin Luther king provided the inspiration for these great words. History tells us that Martin Luther king will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Since the Renaissance Martin Luther king has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Martin Luther king? We can say that Martin Luther king plays a large part in the lives of all. It collaborates successfully, influences the influencers, and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Nicole De Niro: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Martin Luther king ROCKS!!! [3]

[IkeTheGeneric]

An essay on Generating Eassays

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Generating Eassays. At first glance Generating Eassays may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Given that its influence pervades our society, Generating Eassays is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably Generating Eassays is often misunderstood by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Generating Eassays. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Generating Eassays.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. No symbol is more potent than Generating Eassays in society today. It cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Nothing represents every day life better than Generating Eassays, and I mean nothing. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Generating Eassays, again and again.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the Spanish-Armada model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Market
Value
Of       
Gold   

      Generating Eassays

What a splendid graph. It goes with out saying that the market value of gold looms over Generating Eassays this cannot be a coincidence. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing pre and post war views of Generating Eassays.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of style icon Augstin Tuigamala 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] What a fantastic quote. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
While Generating Eassays may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Generating Eassays is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It replenishes the self, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though Generating Eassays brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Generating Eassays.

One final thought from the talented Beyonce J. Fox: 'Generating Eassays is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3] 

STOP IT PEOPLE YOU'RE MAKING OUR GOLD COST LESS

[MunkeyCheez]

An essay on blockland
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of blockland. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of blockland. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. The juxtapositioning of blockland with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who just don't like that sort of thing. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of blockland.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. A society without blockland is like a society without knowledge, in that it smells of success.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon blockland. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees blockland, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, as is standard in this case.
Transport
Costs   


blockland

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. It goes with out saying that transport costs sings a very different tune. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, one of the great political brown townysts Esperanza Skank 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I argue that his insight into blockland provided the inspiration for these great words. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of blockland to politics is 'participation'.

One of the great ironies of this age is blockland. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

In summary, blockland may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It brings peace, provides financial security and it is human.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Nicole Love Hewitt: 'Oooh yeah blockland shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[Kearn]

An essay on potato
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about potato? At first glance potato may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Remarkably potato is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably potato is often misunderstood by the over 50, obviously. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he could have been making a reference to potato, but probably not. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, potato smells of success.

Of paramount importance to any study of potato within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of potato. Of course, potato fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a lovely model.

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation looms over potato this cannot be a coincidence. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Elijah Shandy 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] He was first introduced to potato by his mother. If potato be the food of politics, play on.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

In conclusion, potato parades along man's streets and man waves back. It replenishes the self, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Elton Hanks: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without potato by my side.' [3]