Essay Generator

[comr4de]

So this person I know who I certainly haven't posted about before here made a research paper that was supposed to be a thousand words long with an Essay Generator.


I used it myself and got comedic results.

An essay on My rooster
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand My rooster. Underestimate My rooster at your peril. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, My rooster is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the aristocracy, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of My rooster.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of My rooster to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, My rooster is quite good.

Primarily My rooster builds trust among the people. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to My rooster. We will begin by looking at the Inter-Spam model, as is standard in this case.

Cost
Of     
Living   
                  My rooster

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the cost of living sings a very different tune. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing chalk and cheese.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by a legend in their own life time, Bartholomew Shandy 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with My rooster, that this highlights an important issue. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about My rooster and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

Since the Renaissance My rooster has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

In my opinion My rooster is both a need and a want. It enlightens our daily lives, influences the influencers,, though My rooster brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly My rooster.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Shania Beckham: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without My rooster.' [3]

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[comr4de]

   
An essay on huge tits
To delve deeply into huge tits is an exciting adventure. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of huge tits. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It still has the power to shock so called 'babies', who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of huge tits.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with huge tits. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Much has been said about the influence of the media on huge tits. Observers claim it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard huge tits. I haven’t. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with huge tits. Of course, huge tits fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model of economics.
Market
Value
Of
Gold   


huge tits

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Recent studies indicate that the market value of gold world wide are driven entirely by huge tits. Perhaps to coin a phrase huge titseconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting night and day.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Esperanza T. Time 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If huge tits be the food of politics, play on.

One of the great ironies of this age is huge tits. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

To conclude, huge tits plays a large part in the lives of all. It collaborates successfully, influences the influencers, and it is human.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Elvis Paltrow: 'I love huge tits? Yes! Hurray for huge tits!' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Your huge tits - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

[Sergio]

I love using this thing It gives such random facts

...also try not to double post like that.

[JamestheLeet]

An essay on snake
Issues surrounding snake can never be over brown townysed. I really, really like snake. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ The juxtapositioning of snake with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by their infamous history. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without snake is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Primarily snake builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like snake.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model of economics.



Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Of course housing prices has always depended upon snake to a certain extent, but now more that ever. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing pre and post war views of snake.

Take a moment to consider the words of jazz singer Elijah T. Time 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] I argue that his insight into snake provided the inspiration for these great words. If snake be the food of politics, play on.

While snake may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the snake must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, influences the influencers, and is a joy to behold.

Let's finish with a thought from star Demi Astaire: 'Oooh yeah snake shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

ololol

An essay on my huge snake
The issues involving my huge snake has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. There are many factors which influenced the development of my huge snake. Though my huge snake is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that my huge snake is thought about eight times every day by global commercial enterprises, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he could have been making a reference to my huge snake, but probably not. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, my huge snake irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard my huge snake. I haven’t. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets my huge snake they are changed.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Fish-Out-Of-Water model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.


How do we explain these clear trends? Recent studies indicate that housing prices will continue to follow my huge snake for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing night and day.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the star of stage and screen Bartholomew Skank 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of my huge snake until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then my huge snake makes a good case for being the icing.

One of the great ironies of this age is my huge snake. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

We can say with certainty my huge snake has a special place in the heart of mankind. It inspires, brought up a generation and statistically it's great.

One final thought from the talented Christina Beckham: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without my huge snake.' [3]

Oh god I'm about to suffocate from laughing.

[Raeyok]

I sure hope your friend wasn't hoping to get any grade above a C on the essay, because that thing can't generate essays for stuff.

[comr4de]

I sure hope your friend wasn't hoping to get any grade above a C on the essay, because that thing can't generate essays for stuff.

She got an F lol


And she isn't my friend

[Comatose]

Oh god, lol.

An essay on Cows

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Cows. The constantly changing fashionable take on Cows demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Cows is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It still has the power to shock the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Cows helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Cows. To put it simply, people like Cows.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model of economics.

National Debt   

      
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Cows, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Recent studies indicate that the national debt plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing Cows and ones own image of themselves.

Take a moment to consider the words of award winning journalist Achilles B. Adger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Cows, that this highlights an important issue. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Cows, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

In conclusion, Cows is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, influences the influencers, and statistically it's great.

I shall give the final word to star Macaulay Hanks: 'Oooh yeah Cows shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[Raeyok]

And she isn't my friend

Oh okay.

[comr4de]

Dogs

[Comatose]

An essay on male and female genitalia

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about male and female genitalia. Advancments in male and female genitalia can be linked to many areas. Remarkably male and female genitalia is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It still has the power to shock those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into male and female genitalia.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of male and female genitalia to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Much has been said about the influence of the media on male and female genitalia. Observers claim it helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Primarily male and female genitalia builds trust among the people. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is male and female genitalia. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to male and female genitalia. Of course, male and female genitalia fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Transport
Costs   An essay on male and female genitalia

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about male and female genitalia. Advancments in male and female genitalia can be linked to many areas. Remarkably male and female genitalia is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It still has the power to shock those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into male and female genitalia.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of male and female genitalia to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Much has been said about the influence of the media on male and female genitalia. Observers claim it helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Primarily male and female genitalia builds trust among the people. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is male and female genitalia. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to male and female genitalia. Of course, male and female genitalia fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Transport
Costs   

      male and female genitalia

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Recent studies indicate that transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with male and female genitalia.' In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting 0

Take a moment to consider the words of style icon Odysseus H. Amster 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about male and female genitalia and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
One of the great ironies of this age is male and female genitalia. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

We can say with certainty male and female genitalia has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, provides financial security and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Beyonce Clooney: 'Do I love male and female genitalia? Yes! Hurray for male and female genitalia!' [3]

      male and female genitalia

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Recent studies indicate that transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with male and female genitalia.' In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting 0

Take a moment to consider the words of style icon Odysseus H. Amster 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about male and female genitalia and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
One of the great ironies of this age is male and female genitalia. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

We can say with certainty male and female genitalia has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, provides financial security and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Beyonce Clooney: 'I love male and female genitalia! Hurray for male and female genitalia!' [3]

[Scout31]

An essay on how big my rooster is
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of how big my rooster is. I really, really like how big my rooster is. Indispensable to homosapians today, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, how big my rooster is provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - how big my rooster is is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. If society has a favourite child, it is how big my rooster is.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the Greek-Roman model of economics.

Average Wage
how big my rooster is

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Obviously the average wage sings a very different tune. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love how big my rooster is.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing how big my rooster CIAm and post-how big my rooster CIAm.

To quote nobel prize winner Odysseus B. Adger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with how big my rooster is, that this highlights an important issue. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then how big my rooster is makes a good case for being the icing.

Why did how big my rooster is cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that how big my rooster is doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the how big my rooster is has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It enlightens our daily lives, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular.

One final thought from the talented Whoopi Garfunkel: 'how big my rooster is is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about how big my rooster is, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

Favorite parts:

I really, really like how big my rooster is.

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about how big my rooster is, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

[Dodger]

An essay on My love life
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding My love life. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of My love life. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, My love life is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock the easily lead, obviously. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of My love life to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course My love life raises the question 'why?'

Special care must be taken when brown townysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to My love life. Of course, My love life fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model. Taking special care to highlight the role of My love life within the vast framework which this provides.
Interest   


My love life

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of My love life, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly interest sings a very different tune. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing My love life and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to My love life.

Take a moment to consider the words of jazz singer Bonaventure Lionel Forbes richardinson 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to My love life this is clearly true. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of My love life to politics is 'participation'.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow My love life to win our vote?
Conclusion

In conclusion, My love life has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It questions, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.

I will leave the last word to the famous Leonardo Schwarzenegger: 'My Daddy loved My love life and his Daddy loved My love life.' [3]

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] richardinson - I Am The richardinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Go mad for My love life - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

[.::Taboo::.]

While I'm sure this is is a joke, I'll be adding it to the TurnItIn database tomorrow....

[comr4de]

While I'm sure this is is a joke, I'll be adding it to the TurnItIn database tomorrow....

Be sure to do it, I know I saw a review for it somewhere and there were kids from public schools talking about how many times they had used it and gotten away with it.

[Dodger]

While I'm sure this is is a joke, I'll be adding it to the TurnItIn database tomorrow....

Public awareness.

Also, is that some database for teachers to check for sites like this and possible plagiarism?