So, I got...

That thing. It makes.. well, soda. HEALTHY soda. DELICIOUS soda. EARTH-FRIENDLY soda. CHEAP soda.
I got it yesterday. My liver is already in Last stand. I should chill with drinking soda.
Anyway, the flavors... well here's a pic.

Spinoffs and stuff. All are less thick and syurpy and gunky and eugh.
Honestly the best is cola.
Stuff's nice. The concentrate lasts long too. DON'T TRY THE MYESSENCE THING. It's loving nasty, oily, tasteless.. The only taste is seltzer water. Seltzer water is nasty.
Uh, making the soda.. interesting, that's what it is. You fill a bottle with water screw it into the machine, and.. You push a button a ton of times to spray co2 into the bottle, until it makes a farting noise. Then, you lift the bottle up and.... Cryogenic pod opening sound. Makes dogs stuff themselves and run away. Atleast mine.
The soda stays fresh long, it's good and stuff.
Get it.
Discuss this.. interesting invention.
TIME SPENT TYPING THREAD: 12 min, 19 sec.
ADS W/ FACTS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=norCCdcB4eU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgqjcmhlsrEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNb441U_Hwk