I got my surgery the other day.

[LizzyRascal]

Do it.
I need to clean out my ears anyway.

How hard?

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

How hard?

Just enough to get the wax out.

[LizzyRascal]

Just enough to get the wax out.

Okay. I'll be at your house in a minute.

I know where you live.

[Night Fox]

I know where you live.

Well duh.
Don't most people know there their fathers live?

[LizzyRascal]

Well duh.
Don't most people know there their fathers live?

Holy stuff.

You're my real father?

I thought either John, Dan, Bob, Tom or Harry was my father. :C

[Night Fox]

Holy stuff.
You're my real father?

Yes.

[LizzyRascal]

Yes.

Now I finally which one out of the 70 men my Mom slept with is my Daddy.

Can I have $50?

[Night Fox]

Can I have $50?

Yes.

[SeventhSandwich]

I'm hooked up to an I.V. and whenever my leg starts to hurt, I just press a button and it gives me some extra pain kill if I need it.

RAPE THE BUTTON.

You're hooked up to a junkie machine :D

[LizzyRascal]

Okay, I got home around 6-ish.

I'm gettin' ready to go to bed, the pain in my leg is practicly gone now.

[Iban]

Okay, I got home around 6-ish.

I'm gettin' ready to go to bed, the pain in my leg is practicly gone now.

Yay drugs!

[Donro98]

My dad got addictied to morphine in the hospital. Now he's a druggie.

[Iban]

My dad got addictied to morphine in the hospital. Now he's a druggie.

Lizzy nooooo!

[Frenchfrie]

I'm still in the hospital, it has free Wi-fi. I would've posted this sooner but, I was still tired from anesthesia.



I'm hooked up to an I.V. and whenever my leg starts to hurt, I just press a button and it gives me some extra pain kill if I need it.

Bolded things are bull stuff. You can have Wi-fi in hospitals they disapprove of cellphones. So Wi-fi? Attention whoring yes. Also a button to give extra pain killers? Bull stuff do you know how many druggies come to hospitals? *Press* *Press* *Jabjabjajabjab*.

[Joker Card]

Bolded things are bull stuff. You can have Wi-fi in hospitals they disapprove of cellphones. So Wi-fi? Attention whoring yes. Also a button to give extra pain killers? Bull stuff do you know how many druggies come to hospitals? *Press* *Press* *Jabjabjajabjab*.

you're obviously a complete dumbass. They do have free Wi-Fi, just not all. And the drugs are for those who have been in surgery or a serious accident. loving think before you post.