Author Topic: I got my surgery the other day.  (Read 3709 times)

Bolded things are bull stuff. You can have Wi-fi in hospitals they disapprove of cellphones. So Wi-fi? Attention whoring yes. Also a button to give extra pain killers? Bull stuff do you know how many druggies come to hospitals? *Press* *Press* *Jabjabjajabjab*.
I'm pretty sure morphine buttons exist.

I've also never heard of this anti-cellphone rule, but if it does exist it's not for the same reasons that airplanes don't allow it, you dope. It's likely just considered rude to have the family chatting away frantically about someone's tumor in a room full of nurses and patients.

I'm pretty sure morphine buttons exist.

I've also never heard of this anti-cellphone rule, but if it does exist it's not for the same reasons that airplanes don't allow it, you dope. It's likely just considered rude to have the family chatting away frantically about someone's tumor in a room full of nurses and patients.
The no cellphone thig is because the cellphone signals mess up the hospital machines. Laptops however don't give that off, so Wi-Fi exists.

The no cellphone thig is because the cellphone signals mess up the hospital machines. Laptops however don;t give that off, so Wi-Fi exists.
I'll text my mother, who is a nurse and working tonight. One minute.

Like I said giving a Morphine button to a 14 year old? Even going through major surgery... morphine mega overdose go!

Like I said giving a Morphine button to a 14 year old? Even going through major surgery... morphine mega overdose go!
I don't think a 12 year old girl is a high-risk candidate for morphine abuser.

Like I said giving a Morphine button to a 14 year old? Even going through major surgery... morphine mega overdose go!
You ovbiosly don' get the point of the button.  10 minutes between each button press and its not like a stuffload, its judt enough to not make it hurt as much.

Hold painkiller button
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Whoa, my hands are HUUUUUGE MAAAAAN.

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[The old hospital] did but the one I'm working in now doesn't

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Feb 27, 2011 10:56 pm
I guess you're right.

Press it every ten minutes for a day? That is how you abuse it even if it is not a stuffload it is still enough to mess you the forget up.



Like I said giving a Morphine button to a 14 year old? Even going through major surgery... morphine mega overdose go!
Someone's never experienced real pain. Who wants to help fix that~?!

Press it every ten minutes for a day? That is how you abuse it even if it is not a stuffload it is still enough to mess you the forget up.
Holy stuff, yet again dude: A 12 year girl is not a high-risk candidate for druggie. They tell you "PRESS THIS IF YOU'RE IN A LOT OF PAIN" and if they don't abuse it they get to keep it. It's win-win. My mom loves the loving thing because she doesn't need to deal with the patient at all.

Press it every ten minutes for a day? That is how you abuse it even if it is not a stuffload it is still enough to mess you the forget up.



I'm pretty sure they moniter it. If they see you pressing it every 10 minutes they will check on you too make sure you aren't dying. If they see that yuo are higher than a loving satalite they probably will restrict further acess or at least make the wait time longer.

Press it every ten minutes for a day? That is how you abuse it even if it is not a stuffload it is still enough to mess you the forget up.
People that know a lot more about painkillers than you do designed it, I'm sure she'll be fine.

When did Lizzy ever say it was Morphine?

When did Lizzy ever say it was Morphine?
lol, this is a good point. it could be children's Tylenol or some stuff.