This happened to me too aroudn 23490 times. They even shot RPG's at me but they missed. I also had a airstrike called on me but I hid under my ultra secret anti-nuclear hideout and then we saw lazors out of the skies trying to hit us.
Then they lunged at us with the excalibur and they threw creepbear plushies at us, they were humping our leg.
It was horrible, I tell you. HORRIBLE.