National Weather Service is full of crap.

[Kingdaro]

Issued at: 10:15 PM EST 2/28/11, expires at: 12:00 PM EST 3/1/11

The NWS in wilmington has extended the

flood warning for: auglaize county in west central Ohio, northern darke county in west central Ohio, hardin county in west central Ohio, northern logan county in west central Ohio, mercer county in west central Ohio, northwestern miami county in west central Ohio, shelby county in west central Ohio,
Until noon est Tuesday.
At 1005 pm est, local law enforcement reported that excessive flooding was continuing across the warning area. Numerous roads still remain closed due to high water, with some roads sustaining major damage. Some of the hardest hit areas include the cities st. Marys and wapakoneta where evacuations have occurred due to the st. Marys river and auglaize river being out of their banks.
Very high water will be slow to recede across the warning area. As a result, the flood warning may need to be extended beyond noon Wednesday.
Some locations that will experience flooding include, ada, bellefontaine (where I live), dunkirk, celina, coldwater, greenville, kenton, sidney, st. Marys, wapakoneta, alger, anna and ansonia.
Precautionary/preparedness actions,
Never drive into areas where water covers the road. Only a few inches of rapidly flowing water can quickly carry away your vehicle. Find an alternate route or wait until the water recedes.
To report flooding, have the nearest law enforcement agency relay your report to the national weather service forecast office in wilmington.

And we had one yesterday AND a Tornado Warning. We've had like 3 or 4 Tornado warnings and maybe 5 flood warnings as long as I lived here.

No flood.

No tornado.

NWS sure is reliable.

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[Kalphiter]

Warning

[Iban]

They are just giving you a head's up that your house and everything you own may be blown away in an instance of God's undying wrath.

[Sirrus]

So you're getting pissed that there were no tornadoes?

Cool! Most people would be happy, but, you know.

[Oasis]

Yes, because when someone warns you about possibilities that could kill you, they are full of crap.

Watch out for any potential cars hitting you as you walk across a street by the way.

[Lugnut]

Funny, cause they reported snow and were still getting it.

[steve5451]

Sir, you may just be assassinated by a man armed with a sniper on your way to work.
Same thing, I suppose.

[TheKhoz]

They are just giving you a head's up that your house and everything you own may be blown away in an instance of God's undying wrath.

And then starts the religion war. Honestly, people need to stop doing that. Someone says something, then someone replies with their faith. Then someone like me tells them that they are going to start a religion war. Then both posts go entirely unnoticed.

[Butler]

You're a new kind of stupid aren't you?

[SpreadsPlague]

And then starts the religion war. Honestly, people need to stop doing that. Someone says something, then someone replies with their faith. Then someone like me tells them that they are going to start a religion war. Then both posts go entirely unnoticed.

I'm almost 100% sure he wasn't trying to start a religion war

also notice how nobody else mentioned it ..

[Iban]

And then starts the religion war. Honestly, people need to stop doing that. Someone says something, then someone replies with their faith. Then someone like me tells them that they are going to start a religion war. Then both posts go entirely unnoticed.

I was using a metaphor. I am an atheist.

[SeventhSandwich]

And then starts the religion war. Honestly, people need to stop doing that. Someone says something, then someone replies with their faith. Then someone like me tells them that they are going to start a religion war. Then both posts go entirely unnoticed.

What the forget are you saying.

Nobody did that and you're overreacting.

[TheKhoz]

What the forget are you saying.

Nobody did that and you're overreacting.

If you would read the entire post instead of just the beginning, you would realize that I was joking, or else I wouldn't have said that they go entirely unnoticed. I wouldn't single myself out either as the ones I was making fun of.

:/

[.::Taboo::.]

There were no indications of sarcasm.

[TheKhoz]

There were no indications of sarcasm.

You don't have to be sarcastic to be joking, but I must assume that I did not word it clearly enough for anyone to understand my intentions.