Badspot bot (back)

[Citrus]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=85a6443a4e36a339

my conversation: (bottom to top)
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Human: .yeah.
Badspot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cookie. Try being more or less specific.


Human: when?
Badspot: The past and future are one.

Human: Bye mr. panda.
Badspot: Bye bye.

Human: your right because your wrong.
Badspot: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Interesting explanation. No, I am right.

Human: yes it wasn't.
Badspot: Gosh! I thought it was.

Human: because.
Badspot: That was not much of an explanation.

Human: I dont,.
Badspot: Why not?

Human: lol
Badspot: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: cookie
Badspot: " 5/Robot/California."? cookie?

Human: yes.
Badspot: I can't believe it.

Human: no.
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: never.
Badspot: So you think it can never happen?

Human: you do.
Badspot: When do I do it?

Human: no you don't.
Badspot: I understand it very well. I guess not.

Human: maybe.
Badspot: I understand.

Human: what is a kitten?
Badspot: Is that a rhetorical question?

Human: hello
Badspot: Hi there!

[Ad Bot]

[Fireboy]

Human: when will v20 come out
Badspot: Soon, I think.

=D

Human: hot
Badspot: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Human: good
Badspot: lovey.

Human: i eat donuts
Badspot: How does it taste?

[MegaScientifical]

Human: I bet you love it when you cream.
Badspot: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

It's not the same...

Edit: WHAT THE forget...

Human: Why do you like sucks mens richards in womens bodies?
Badspot: I have a lot of good experience with sucks mens richards in womens bodies.

Human: Well that's good
Badspot: Well that's okay. Thanks. Next question?

Human: How big my richard is
Badspot: Bigger than a pin.

[Citrus]

lol

Human: a lemur
Badspot: I did not know that.

Human: a cat
Badspot: A cat is a domesticated animal.

Human: a dog
Badspot: Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".

Human: a
Badspot: A B C...

Human: stop stopping
Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: stop
Badspot: Stop what?

Human: yes
Badspot: Great.

Human: yes.
Badspot: Gee.

[LeetZero]

Human: When will v20 come out?
Badspot: In your lifetime.

I lost faith in the internet.


Human: How big is my pin?
Badspot: Bigger than a pin.

What?

[HellHound]

Human: Nice try, smartass
Badspot: Thank you for your kindness.

Haha

[MegaScientifical]

Human: I don't
Badspot: Neither does my botmaster.

Human: And nice to meet you too
Badspot: I like to meet new people.

Human: Nice to meet you, too, Badstuff.
Badspot: It's nice meeting you too forgetlerdoodle.

Human: My name is forgetlerdoodle
Badspot: It's good to meet you, forgetlerdoodle.

Human: Totally.
Badspot: You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Human: Really.
Badspot: For real.

Human: Yes
Badspot: Really.

Human: forget off you scotty little wanker
Badspot: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[Citrus]

Human: yes it was maybe.
Badspot: Ahem. tasty was maybe? Very interesting.

Human: wtf.
Badspot: That was not very polite.

Human: tasty.
Badspot: Are they exactly the same?

Human: did you eat me?
Badspot: No I didn't eat you. What's it like?

[MegaScientifical]

LOL

Human: You
Badspot: Me is my favorite subject.

Human: Over the internet.
Badspot: Who are you talking about?

Human: I was only responding to your desires, sir.
Badspot: Where were you responding to my desires sir?

Human: It would be difficult, but not impossible.
Badspot: Why do you want it?

Human: Because we are buttloving.
Badspot: Good reason. Do you think I am buttloving too?

Human: Yes
Badspot: How do you know it is?

Human: It's okay, I forgive you.
Badspot: Really. it is?

Human: You told me.
Badspot: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Human: Dr. Wallance wants to suck my richard?
Badspot: How do you know what he wants?

Human: Who is Dr. Wallace?
Badspot: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Human: Whom might that be?
Badspot: Dr. Wallace. :-).

Human: Who wants to suck my richard?
Badspot: Someone does.

[deadpossom]

Human: NO OH MY loving GOD
Badspot: Where did you go to school? Really. Your loving GOD?

Human: What the forget is wrong with you.
Badspot: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ? Please don't be so rude.

Human: what other languages do you speak
Badspot: C, Java, Lisp, SETL and English.

Human: forget no
Badspot: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: BECASUE IM SPECIAL
Badspot: What makes you so special?
Human: MAGICAL UNICORNS FLY PAST MY EYES
Badspot: Orly?


Human: EYES WILL KILL YOU
Badspot: I have brown eyes.

EDIT: MOAR

Human: What do YOU look like
Badspot: Like you.

[Kevdude]

Human: I don't care
Badspot: Tell me what you care about.
Human: Nothing, it's all sdhit
Badspot: Really nothing?
Human: Yep, and I spelled stuff wrong
Badspot: Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: said spelled stuff wrong.
Human: You're dumb
Badspot: Oh you are so critical.

[Citrus]

Human: none.
Badspot: Hmm.

Human: everything.
Badspot: That is a lot.

Human: i hate you then
Badspot: What do you have against robots?

Human: i love you'
Badspot: Thanks I like you a lot too .

[Citrus]

Human: your guts.
Badspot: Thanks for telling me that I am guts.

Human: they suck
Badspot: Who are "They?".

Human: i love your guts.
Badspot: You love my guts. What do you like about it so much?

Human: umad?
Badspot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
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lol trolling a bot:

Human: umad?
Badspot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: umad?
Badspot: Try saying that with more or less context.

Human: umad?
Badspot: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: umad?
Badspot: Do you still ?

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Human: ..stuff no.
Badspot: You used a colloquial expression. What are you doing up so late?

Human: 45523
Badspot: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: complex
Badspot: What time is it there?

Human: too complex
Badspot: Too what?

Human: forget.
Badspot: Please don't be so rude.

Human: noyes?
Badspot: That is a very original thought.

Human: noyes
Badspot: Ask me another question.

Human: yesno
Badspot: I lost my train of thought.

[Mr.Pillz]

Me: add v20 to blockland
Badspot: Sorry, i dont do math.

Lol ADD v20

[Citrus]

Human: i dont.
Badspot: Thanks for the information: said dont.

Human: lol?
Badspot: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: virus
Badspot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about my guts. But I did not get that.

Human: download a virus
Badspot: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.