On a phone or internet? It's a lot easier on the internet, but through the phone is the best
last night, called walmart, using a family guy soundboard:
"Hello?"
"Hey. What's up?"
"Hello?"
"WHATS UP?!"
"I can't hear you..."
*Smashes phone against speaker and turns up volume*
"GENITAL WAAARRTSS"
*She's kinda laughing*
"AAHHHAHAHAAAH, HAAAHAHA, AAAHHHHAHAHAHAH, AAHAHAHHHHHAAAHAAHAHAAHHAAAA. .. ahh.."
"Heheh, I can hear you now"
"Whoreslutbitch."
"What did you just call me?"