Author Topic: <UNNAMED> Island  (Read 3739 times)

You search the pile where the first voice was, and find a strange plant. Shaped like a Venus fly trap, it lacks the strange spin teeth, and instead has human teeth and a tongue.
Completely ignoring it as you start reading your book, you realize the first few pages are blank. You flip through the rest of the book, coming to rest at a artists rendering of the space shuttle. A few facts are beneath the picture.
Name: SHUTTLE TRUE LOVE
Size: Large
Resources: Few, but good.
Bio: The TRUE LOVE crashed during takeoff due to primary engine failure.

You turn to the front of the book, hoping for more information.
There is some sort of a bar at the bottom of the first page with a box above it with a image reading "Get the guide!
Receive the guide before 10% is completed!"
You have no clue what the forget this is, and slam the book shut and are about to throw it to the ground as the plant speaks to you.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. I know, I failed this. If I could change one thing, I would've kept the book."
Now what?

oh, pick the book back up and ask the plant what he means by "failed this."

You pick up the book, carefully dusting it off, and ask the plant a important question.

"What?"
"You heard me. I failed. Who is your guide? That's one of the other more important things."

>What's a guide? (Learn!)
>Don't have one. (Stubborn!)
>Don't call me stupid! (Dull witted!)
>Other (I don't know!)


"What's a guide?"
"You are really new to this aren't you...
A guide is a person sent in with you in some form. A voice, actually there, etcetera.  I guess its possible your memory didn't transfer with you... albeit a slim chance. Anyway, since your lacking a guide, and mine died, Ill be your guide."
Before your eyes, the plant transforms into >

What?

"What's a guide?"
"You are really new to this aren't you...
A guide is a person sent in with you in some form. A voice, actually there, etcetera.  I guess its possible your memory didn't transfer with you... albeit a slim chance. Anyway, since your lacking a guide, and mine died, Ill be your guide."
Before your eyes, the plant transforms into >

What?
A hot biloveual succubus.

You know what biloveual is, but you have no clue what a succubus is.

You know what biloveual is, but you have no clue what a succubus is.
Its a slutty demon that tempts with promises of love and love.

The rules state I gotta go with it.
Dang.

The plant transforms into a whore.

No, sorry. Try again.

The rules state I gotta go with it.
Dang.

The plant transforms into a whore.

No, sorry. Try again.
Aw. The hot girl down your street.

The plant transforms into a 'hot' man named Jim Hutton, partner of Freddie Mercury.
"No loving way." You mutter, before asking "now what?"

The plant transforms into a 'hot' man named Jim Hutton, partner of Freddie Mercury.
"No loving way." You mutter, before asking "now what?"
Run away.

You aren't sure why, but you feel the sudden urge to run away. Jim follows after you with a confused look on his face.

Summon the power of SHOOP THE WHOOP, and kill him with your almighty epic shoopus.

Summon the power of SHOOP THE WHOOP, and kill him with your almighty epic shoopus.

No, ask him for ideas of what the hell to do.