Author Topic: The most random adventure evar -Oh gosh angry Germans with Legos-  (Read 3601 times)

Combine gum and string, and wrench with the outcome item for a handle/blunt use as melee.


You go back down and combine the stuff.

You get a swingable wrench! Now that would hurt somebody.
Oh, and since you shot all those boxes you only have 5 bullets left in the gun.
Now what?

Enter the vent, and activate flashlight if there isn't any light. Check every grate you come upon. When you see nice goodies, take some spare gum and use it on the wrench to snatch up the goodies.


You go into the vent. It is dark so you turn on the flash light and put it in your mouth.
There is a grill in front of you and the vent goes up at the end. It might be too high to use your gumstringwrench combo to climb up.
WAT DO YOU DO?
Also, a sound that sounds like men screaming in another language is coming from the grill.

Evade the grill, attempt to use parkour to go up, and throw the wrench up halfway, hoping it latches on a bolt.


OUCH! The wrench didn't grab onto something and landed on your head, making you lose 10 health!
You look up and realize how tall the vent is. I don't think you'll be going up there soon.
Maybe you should look into the grill......

Look into the grill, and pull out your gun. Check ammo count, shoot all people under. Jump in using the wrench string to rappel. Loot the corpses for anything nice.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 09:59:01 PM by LeeroyBlockhead »

Ok,we need more people replying to this.

Uh oh. You see lots of Germans with guns yelling at each other over....
YOUR TUB OF LEGOS!??!?!?
wait, there is a teleporter in the room. That explains how you got here. You must of been teleported by accident here along with your legos.
What should you do.

Kick the grate, and go down into the room with it, wrench and gun in hand. Shoot two and smash one with the wrench rope, and shoot the last few.


Yell DUMBKOPHS, then challange them to a game of lego fort wars!


You swing the wrench and it sends two Germans flying into the teleporter and teleports them somewhere else.
You manage to shoot one guy but not the other. He shoots you and you loose 15 health. You now have 75 health.  

You try swinging the wrench but the German Kicks it and OH NO! THE TUB OF LEGOS GOES FLYING INTO THE TELEPORTER!!!11!!!1 You then shoot the other guy.
You only have 3 shots left.
WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?

Search dead germans. then jump through the teleporter

I'll let some more suggestions go this time before updating.

Grab the legos before it goes into the teleporter, and use matrix skills and kick off of the teleporter!