A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[LeetZero]

2:58 Lord Tony gets his WON ID banned, then gets murdered by high-class professional hitmen, after that his body was put in a rusty box, locked shut, sealed, put into a plane, delivered to the other side of the planet, put on a boat, scubba divers take his box and put him underwater after they dig a hole, put his rusty box in the hole and then fill up the hole.

Also the scubba drivers die of pressure later, but, mission success. 

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What is a "WON" ID?

[LeetZero]

What is a "WON" ID?

WONID is a term used in online games as a unique identifier of players that have a legal, working account for the game. WONID is used to track players (and multiple names they use) between server connections, for giving administrative rights, and to prevent software piracy.

[Altered]

Last I checked this is the day in the life of Gabe Newell, I remain unharmed.

A day in the life of Gabe Newell

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A day in the life of Gabe Newell

Good point.

Since Gabe Newell does not go to Blockland forums and doesn't even know about this topic's existence then that means this whole topic is not apart of Gabe's life. Therefore this topic is nothing but null and void.

The end.

[darkdude]

3:00 Gabe finally gets a restraining order against Cybertails for stalking him. He goes and watches TV while she gets pissed at people for virtually killing off her precious Gabe.

[MillCzarr]

3:07

Gabe Newell is thirsty, and drinks some Bonk.

[Superbot]

3:09
Eats PCP.

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4:00

Gabe chokes to death.

[KetaTheCat]

4:40 Gabe is sent to his funeral.

[skelolego229]

4:50
gabe's fatassery disturbs the dead and they emerge from thier shallow graves

[awesomeman322]

7:00 the undead take over the world

[Legodude77]

8:01
Gabe eats all of the undead.

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Gabe dies.

The end.

[Joltarn]

End dies.

The Gabe.