A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[awesomeman322]

12:60 the end has been revived
12:61 the gabe goes to delete all of the steam games to troll people

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[LeeroyBlockhead]

2:00

Cybertails makes a pusillanimous individual drama against either LeeroyBlockhead or Lord Tony because Cyber is a useless cun-..

Wrong topic.

Ontopic:

2:30

Gabe doesn't delete the steam games, and instead, plays Minecraft.

[awesomeman322]

2:00

Cybertails makes a pusillanimous individual drama against either LeeroyBlockhead or Lord Tony because Cyber is a useless cun-..

Wrong topic.

Ontopic:

2:30

Gabe doesn't delete the steam games, and instead, plays Minecraft.

3:47 a creeper destroys all his base

[Brickarms]

2:49 he gabans the creeper

[awesomeman322]

2:50 the creeper explodes thus exploding Gabe and losing his items.

[Lørd Tøny]

3:00

Gabe Self Deletes because he lost all his stuff.
The end.

[Legodude77]

8:04
Gabe had extra lives.
Gabe goes to his office.

[Lørd Tøny]

8:05

A bomb explodes killing Gabe.

[Cybertails1998]

8:05

Lord Tony's life hacking program crashes, and erases Lord Tony from existence

[IkeTheGeneric]

8:06
Inside of Lord Tony's coded soul contained code that was keeping Gabe alive and it kills him when it's deleted

[Legodude77]

8:07
A new Gabe Newell file is created. Spawning Gabe in his office.

[Lørd Tøny]

8:07

Aha but that's exactly what they want you to think! Gabe is corrupted, Gabe dies!

[Cybertails1998]

8:07

Gabe is uncorrupted because I said so

[Lørd Tøny]

You can't become uncorrupted just like that, Gabe still dies.

[awesomeman322]

You can't become uncorrupted just like that, Gabe still dies.

Seriously, stop trying to loving kill Gabe Newell.

8:08 Gabe Newell becomes uncorrupted for some reason and goes golfing.