A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[Jenxas]

8:07

forget the police

[Ad Bot]

[Lørd Tøny]

8:08

Gabe is still corrupted, Gabe dies.

Plot twist

[Decepticon]

8:09 Gabe finds life, and is healed by a Metro Cop and is given Ep. 3

[Lørd Tøny]

8:09

Episode 3 kills Gabe.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER episode 3.

The end.

[hankyje]

8:30

People on Gabe's thread start to realize that lord tony is simply trolling so nothing he says actually effects Gabe and should completely ignore all of his posts.

Long story short, Gabe is completely resistant to anything lord tony says in this thread.

[Lørd Tøny]

If Gabe was so resistant he would post on this thread himself but he can't because he is dead.

[Legodude77]

9:05
Gabe starts making EP. 4

[Lørd Tøny]

9:06

However Gabe dies trying because it was too hard. He lost the game, the end.

[hankyje]

If Gabe was so resistant he would post on this thread himself but he can't because he is dead.

What.

[Legodude77]

9:06
Gabe is attacked by Combine, good thing he had some weapons in his desk!

[?]

9:07

Gabe fires off an energy ball and kills all the combine but, gets seriously injured, but isn't dead.

[Stocking]

9:08 Gabe forgets to take his high-blood pressure medicine and dies.

[kevin 51l]

9:30

Gabe rises from the grave and dies of fat syndrome, then delays Hl2 Ep3 another forever.

[Lørd Tøny]

9:32

Gabe decided he will never release EP 3 because you people want it soooo badly you would make a game about his life so he can give you ep 3.

[GenaralSkar]

9:35

Gabe eats a sandwich.