Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41362 times)

9:36 Gabe screams "BELOGNES- AAAAAAAH".

9:37

gabe can never be revived again.

9:39

Gabe accidentally lights his head on permanent fire.

9:44

Gabe eats his hourly McDonalds BigMac.

10:44
Gabe eats his daily subway resteraunt. 

10:45

Gabe dies of a heart attack

You guys clearly walked in this one.

10:50 Gabe is brought back to life by a magical door.

10:51 Lord Tony dies and cannot come back to life and Gabe Newell can never die again.

10:55 Gabe newell goes to the bar

11:00 Gabe drink a keg of beer, keg and all.

3:09

Gabe has fallen and can't get up.
He dies shortly after.

4:07
Gabe rolls down a hill crushing many kids.

4:08

Gabe dies from his fat.

4:20 he is revived by his fans to make Episode 3

4:20 he is revived by his fans to make Episode 3

4:21

Episode 3 was released, it sucked and everyone hated it. The fans killed Gabe with his own intestines wrapped around his neck.