A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[TwenteFreak]

4:22 awesomeman322 dies of gonorrhea

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[awesomeman322]

4:21

Episode 3 was released, it sucked and everyone hated it. The fans killed Gabe with his own intestines wrapped around his neck.

4:23 half life 2 episode 3 was awesome and now everyone wants a Half Life 3

[TwenteFreak]

4:24 too bad gabe died a long time ago (3 minutes) half life 3 is a lie

[Legodude77]

5:03
Gabe plays some TF2 again.
Then gabe combines TF2 and CS:S

[Lørd Tøny]

5:04

Gabe is dead he can't play so he remains dead.

[Fireboy]

5:05
Gabe is still dead.

[LeetZero]

5:06 Gabe teleports alive to his house and spams Lord Tony's topics, E-Mail, and private messages.

[TwenteFreak]

5:07 Gabe can't do that, he's dead. So LeetZero rapes his body with his furry rooster.

[Lørd Tøny]

5:07

Leetzero finds maggots in Gabe's body!

[Clone v.117]

5:08 Cybertails makes several more drama topics and is banned

[Cybertails1998]

5:08 Cybertails makes several more drama topics and is banned

Then how am I still posting

[Lørd Tøny]

5:09

Cybertails dies.

[Cybertails1998]

5:09

Cybertails dies.

Then how am I still alive

[Lørd Tøny]

5:09

Cybertails dies.

Nope dead, you lose.

[Cybertails1998]

Nope dead, you lose.

It's not dead if it's still either alive or posting.

oh and by the way you die because i said so and lose.

yes "i said so" is a perfectly legit reason.

and i revoke all your rights you had because i said so and i have the right to revoke rights

and i'm invulnerable to each and every form of death even to all forms of bans.

Lord Tony officially loses.