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Author Topic: The Holy Blockle  (Read 1916 times)

               The Holy Blockle
                            Copywright of Jesus books Inc

How it came to be...

In the beginning there was darkness, so Badspot scripted, "Let there be light!". But slate was boring, nothing to do, so he modeled, "Let there be bricks!". And he made a brick tool to place the bricks with. And he was happy, until he wanted something to build on, he worked hard to create the mission editor, witch brought many new kingdoms together. For many years he was happy, until Badspot got lonely, he worked hard and created a being called a player, it had it's own brain and soul. But he couldn't maintain order, so he created the Rocket Launcher, he assigned moderators to keep order, he gave them guns, such laws may be read here http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=146597.0. But no matter how many times they killed the player, they came back... and the ban button was born. The people wanted more, so Badspot released the mission editor along with amazing tools called the Hammer, Wrench, and Printer. The people needed a space to use these of course, so Badspot created the ability to host a server. The people wanted to share there addons to make the world better, so he made the forums. He named his new world, Blockland, after the Block-kind.

Updates...
Badspot started to bring new life to this world, and they all wanted abilities for entertainment and movement, so Badspot, now a master programmer, created a long list of controls. First he made the look ability, then the ability of movement, then the blessing of jump and crouch, and so on. But new Blockheads couldnt figure them all out, so he created, the tutorial.A special kingdom, where word appeared on the screen, and you passed an obstacle course, learning controls along the way.

The great war...

 The players were quit advanced now, to advanced. The cannons of war began to shoot, as the war between Noobs, Trolls, and Experts began. Noobs spammed servers and made everybody so laggy they were easily killed. The trolls hurt people so bad with words they quit forever. The experts created devices called Events, they were fast high-tech programing tools, to complicated for the Noobs and Trolls to use. The experts planted landmines, they make super guns, traps, and they began on Vehicles. They made Jeeps, weapons of escape, outrunning the enemy, dodging attack, and crushing men. The great scripters began on flying vehicles, weapons of great transportation, the best had guns, the Biplane is the most famous of them all. They started making there own weapons, the pros created the Mini-nuke, a weapon of such power, they won in days. Badspot banished the Mini-nuke, because the Noobs were starting to spawn them as well.

Bots...
We have learned of beings like them, the player, and we know the three player nations, but there are many more. We will learn of the Bot, it is a robot that spawns like a player and does nothing, the players managed to control them using the war-winning event system. Most bots were programmed to be simple attackers or wanderers, but the great eventers could give them amazing powers. And the experts began there war in history, they tried to take over Blockland using bots. They programmed bots very well, and then they duplicated them, thousands of bots were let free in  the world. They crashed entire kingdoms, they killed thousands of Blockheads. Until one brave man created the, Onbottouch event. The experts began to suffer from the bots, they started to attack them as well, they created invisible platforms evented, Onbottouch/Bot/Kill. The bots died down, but many are still found, tamed and do whatever the host says in servers everywhere.

Return to Blockland
Great moderator Ephialtes made a shocking affect in Blockland history, he made a program where players could talk to each other quickly, in-game. Aswell as upgraded interfaces. He worked on this great city for years, and when he opened the gates to Return to Blockland, many people rushed in. It is the most popular city of them all now, and one man created it.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2011, 01:34:41 AM by ralphelliott »



« Last Edit: March 06, 2011, 12:14:09 AM by ralphelliott »


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Thanks, i wrote this on my Ipod touch, i am on the computer now.

              The Holy Blockle
                            Copywright of Jesus books Inc

           Chapter one, how it came to be...

In the beginning there was darkness, so Badspot scripted, "Let there be light!". But slate was boring, nothing to do, so he modeled, "Let there be bricks!". And he made a brick tool to place the bricks with. And he was happy, until he wanted something to build on, he worked hard to create the mission editor, witch brought many new kingdoms together. For many years he was happy, until Badspot got lonely, he worked hard and created a being called a player, it had it's own brain and soul. But he couldn't maintain order, so he created the Rocket Launcher, he assigned moderators to keep order, he gave them guns, such rules can be found here http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=146597.0. But no matter how many times they killed the player, they came back... and the ban button was born. The people wanted more, so Badspot released the mission editor along with amazing tools called the Hammer, Wrench, and Printer. The people needed a space to use these of course, so Badspot created the ability to host a server. The people wanted to share there addons to make the world better, so he made the forums.O

 

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So..."Trolls, Noobs, and Experts" in the war huh?

What about those who were just normal blocklanders? Where do they fit in?

It's an interesting idea though.

So..."Trolls, Noobs, and Experts" in the war huh?

What about those who were just normal blocklanders? Where do they fit in?

It's an interesting idea though.
The experts took pity on them and taught them the way of the expert. Some fell to the ways of the troll or noob where promises of cookies were not fullfilled

Some fell to the ways of the troll or noob where promises of cookies were not fullfilled



this?

OT: Alright, I'll accept that thanks for clearing it up for me. As long as there is no mention of BL_ID's in relation to who was an "expert, troll, and noob" I am fine.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

i hate things like this. not the idea of explaining blockland in and of itself, but trying to write in how players and admins and all that crap works. extra hate points for having it all taste like the bible

i mean, i'm christian, but seeing archaic writing like that immediately makes me think things are either really, really old english ramblings or the bible and start trying to draw connections between god the things random people say

even worse when you try to integrate internet culture

AND SO THE NOOBS FELL TO THE WHIMS OF THE HERETIC TROLLS, HAVING BEEN COAXED INTO SIN BY PROMISES OF COOKIES



try this

explain the stuff that goes in on blockland with some regard for the whole 'acceptable breaks from reality' thing. like, players, trolls, noobs, etc, are all givens in multiplayer games, so try to explain more 'laws of physics' style things. explain why we don't have legs. maybe explain epiphanies. i don't know, just don't loving make it a trainwreck like this
« Last Edit: March 06, 2011, 02:02:13 AM by Bushido »

explain the stuff that goes in on blockland with some regard for the whole 'acceptable breaks from reality' thing. like, players, trolls, noobs, etc, are all givens in multiplayer games, so try to explain more 'laws of physics' style things. explain why we don't have legs. maybe explain epiphanies. i don't know, just don't loving make it a trainwreck like this
The blockhead is a plastic figure.  Its natural habbitat is the world of Blockland.  Blockheads are limbless so that they are lighter and more flexible and able to complete tasks
/boring documentary voice

nononon like

maybe, present a blockhead's view on the subject. present their classical views on the spontaneous creation of matter, and then the new, scientific reasoning behind it. present what revolutions they went through to reach this point in time

like, maybe, a long time ago 'equivalent exchange' was in play and you had to physically move stuff. then, eventually, blockheads stumbled on a specific kind of block that was able to be moved around and could create matter with specific gestures, which were found through trial and error throughout the years. with each gesture, another major war broke out, culminating ultimately in the Rotation Wars: prior to this conflict, most buildings completely lacked an pair of entire sides, and towns were created traditionally, by moving bricks physically to make buildings, then using build tools to create 'facades' on the outside

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

i hate things like this. not the idea of explaining blockland in and of itself, but trying to write in how players and admins and all that crap works. extra hate points for having it all taste like the bible

i mean, i'm christian, but seeing archaic writing like that immediately makes me think things are either really, really old english ramblings or the bible and start trying to draw connections between god the things random people say

even worse when you try to integrate internet culture

AND SO THE NOOBS FELL TO THE WHIMS OF THE HERETIC TROLLS, HAVING BEEN COAXED INTO SIN BY PROMISES OF COOKIES



try this

explain the stuff that goes in on blockland with some regard for the whole 'acceptable breaks from reality' thing. like, players, trolls, noobs, etc, are all givens in multiplayer games, so try to explain more 'laws of physics' style things. explain why we don't have legs. maybe explain epiphanies. i don't know, just don't loving make it a trainwreck like this


Amen.

... No pun intended.