Author Topic: Crush on a Girl (Read 8715 times)

TomTheGeek² · March 07, 2011, 02:25:35 AM

Quote from: Monocle on March 07, 2011, 02:23:48 AM

And a entrepreneur le the size of the loving moon.

Also, another method I forgot to tell you to ease that down is to put a teabag on it.

It opens the pore and cleanses it.

And I mean a warm tea bag, not scolding, but not cold. Just a comfortable temperature.

oh, now i should of saved that tea D:.

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Prince N · March 07, 2011, 02:26:03 AM

You can whore yourself out to some lonely fat girls and get double head.

Sleepy Dinosaur · March 07, 2011, 02:26:16 AM

just go for it bro. but dont have friends do it for you. i for one hate that. if you wanna date me you should at least be able to talk to me :)

Prince N · March 07, 2011, 02:26:43 AM

^^ It's a male. Don't fall for it!

Monocle · March 07, 2011, 02:29:28 AM

Also, here's something I've learned of my years of dealing with girls.

Especially when giving advice to younger boys such as yourself.

The girl will more than likely change over the next few years to a completely different person, such as yourself.

I've seen a girl go from the biggest doll to the biggest dyke.

I've seen a guy go from the biggest teddybear to the biggest bro.

Its a pity but its true, if I were you, I wouldn't risk the heart ache, and just cherish your age and your friends for who they are now, in 4 years you'll miss them.