WTF MAN THAT'S NOT A COOL WAY TO DIE
A cool way to die is jumping into a space shuttle while a space station is blowing up behind you but you get caught in the explosion and die.
No that's no way to die that's considered "cool".
I will give you the coolest way to die right here.
Okay, so after crashing a space ship on an interstellar clone of earth that is in the early prehistoric ages, you and your crew set out to find a way to repair it. The only problem is that the entire world has been perverted by an ancient demon who is taking residence in an evil fortress on top of a giant mountain.
To save your own ass, you begin an journey to this so called mountain to storm the fortress and seize the demon's control. On the way there, you are attacked by a T-rex with giant chainsaws for limbs! He shoots lasers at you from his mind, and while being attacked you cut off one of his limbs with a laser pistol and he falls on it while it's still on. You use his dead carcass as a shelter for the night, and you impregnate sixteen women
at the same time.
When you are dreaming, an angel tells you of a secret traditional power bestowed on such grand heroes such as yourself. You are then taught how to fly.
After waking up, you fly to the fortress by yourself, holding your only weapon. A sharpened bone from a thing that you killed with your smallest toe after breaking the back of a megalodon. You gain entrance by seducing the guards and cracking their necks while they're not looking.
After killing hordes of enemies with your mansword (The sharpened snakebone of whatever you killed), the demon sees your strength and challenges you to a duel. You don a powerful plate dragon armor and a giant emerald spiked axe.
Your fight is epic, you lost and arm and the demon is about to kill you when you remember to fly, and he misses. Your final strike kills him, and you're crowned king of earth II.
Afterwords, you have a feast of kings and you choke on the smallish bone of a diamond encrusted hotwing. While choking you end humanity, solve the secrets of the universe and become a mass of power and energy.
