Roblox's "Please upgrade me" Feature. (Game)

[Momentum]

Well, this morning my little brother showed me a feature on roblox called "Please upgrade me" With it you send an e-mail to somebody telling them about how great roblox is and that you want them to help you get builders club, In the e-mail, Its mostly default accept for these small parts of it where you can change it to certain things, And i thought "This would be great for a game" So now im making a game out of it.

What to do in se game:

- Change the blank parts of the e-mail to your likings (Copy of the e-mail is at the end)

- Post to blockland forum

- Trololol

Heres a copy of the e-mail,

Dear __________,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made ___ friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good ________, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be __________.
On ROBLOX, I ________ _______. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

_______

P.S, _____________________________ _

Oh and one more thing, You can change the list of the real world skills that roblox teaches to your likings too.

[Ad Bot]

[LeetZero]

I won't send this to anyone but I will complete it (And change parts of it) for the sakes of it.


Dear Builderman,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 30 9 year old friends and bought many simple virtual items with the tickets I earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good money-whore, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be you.
On ROBLOX, I say words like "dammit" and "noob" to get banned. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•My ability to type without looking at the keyboard which makes me write very funny stuff to my friends.
•My kindergarden teacher, I also have a crush on her.
•My asylum leader.
•Pooh the tiger! Or whatever he was.
•My life.

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get very cool and I will own all noobs!
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

•You get a few more places you will never use.
•You will be able to be a whore and act cool to noobs, making them jealous.
•You will waste a forgetload of money.

Builders Club Turbo lifetime membership is only 300$! That's only 1,21$ a day! If you save 1,21 a day you will get me Turbo in 365 days. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

xXhaloawesome102444324Xxcool

P.S, I LUV RUBLXU PLZ MARY ME.


Disclamer: I have nothing against Roblox, I just did this because I can.

[Freeze]

Dear Badspot,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made no friends at all (I'm hated by the community) and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good hacker, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be a bank robber.
On ROBLOX, I dance nude. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

How to buy hats
How to spam forums
How NOT to swear

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

-linkthat'snotallowedherebutisn't-

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

Gay lesbian man

P.S, If you don't buy me it, I am going to kill you <3

[Shadowed999]

Dear Meeny mom dad add gy
On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made no friends and cool im porr.
 I consider myself to be a very good troll and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be a blocklan troll somday

On ROBLOX, I ass face. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Hacks
•Tattoos
•Marketing
•Fiances
•Cursing is cuo lol
•Physicicks
•Expressing my loveuality

Me am want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, am get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of builderz club on websit
Builders Club memborstuff on ROBLOX iz only teh $595,000,000 a mont. That's less than bloclan. Plz halp meh out.

Seencerely,

Kalphiter121321312432

P.S, i wil kil u if u dun by me eet

[alex dude]

Dear momy,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 1 friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good buttforgeter, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be extreme butforgeter.
On ROBLOX, I kill n00bs ogm fun lol. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the house
•Programming idk how to do dat plz teech me mom
•Design idk wat this is pls tell me mom
•Marketing i cna sell shirts for 9999 tix i get money soon i promis
•Finances u kno so i can lik get moni by loggin in
•Communication so i can type hi
•Physics and geometry so i can see infront of me
•Expressing my creativity by limiting my knowledge on how to do it

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(insertlinkhere)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out. o and if u dont i will swear at skool so help me plz

Sincerely,

ur kid

P.S, mom i think im gay help me decide pls

[Alpha Command]

Dear nobody,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made a 2 year old friend and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good troll and hacker, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be an evil overlord bent of trolling the world to bits.
On ROBLOX, I kill and troll and smash stuff. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Killing outside the box
•Hacking
•Trolling
•Being a noob
•Bankrupt-cy-ness
•Cutting communications
•Destroying creativity


I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:



(Hahaverryfunny...Buildersclub hasnolimitstonoobness!)
Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $999,999,999 a millisecond. That's over than 999,999,999 x infinite a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

The guy who's gonna pummel the world to bits.

P.S, I HACK U NOAW AND GEET BILDAZ CLOOB

[LeetZero]

I currently find mine the most serious of all.

[Momentum]

Bump.

[Jetlok]

-lolsnip-

this made me laugh really hard.
you win!

[kevin 51l]

Dear jesus,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual stuff and stuff. I've made 9001 friends and bought many cool virtual stuff with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good prostitute, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be an star fish.
On ROBLOX, I forget WOMEN AND GET 210391030232 DOLARS LOLEOLOELOELOL. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•being gay
•being gay
•being gay
•being gay
•being gay
•being gay

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

star fish

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $20000000 a second. That's less than $9001 a millisecond. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

snake mongler

P.S. star fish

[Momentum]

snake mongler

[Lugnut]

Dear Vegeta,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 9001 friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good monkey, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be a stage performer.
On ROBLOX, I transform into a monster. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,
-----

P.S, It's over nine thousand

[Momentum]

-ewsnip-

That sucked.

[Placid]

Dear Placid,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 0 friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good loner, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be alone.
On ROBLOX, I fap alone. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•talking to myself
•cutting myself
•ways to be uncool
•stalking

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

myself

P.S, when can I get out of this basement and get a life?

yes, it's supposed to suck

[Whoda]

Dear Tree,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made dead friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good apple, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be more then an apple.
On ROBLOX, I gun power. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

Blue

P.S, Caketrouserskypastery