Roblox's "Please upgrade me" Feature. (Game)

[WingZero]

Dear Mom and Dad,

On ROBLOX, I am slowly making my social life fade away. I've made 457983476 5 year old friends that I do not know and prostituted myself just to get hats that I will only wear for 5 seconds, just to exchange it for another hat.
I consider myself to be a very good tool for whoring hats and money, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be Builderman, or even Gabe Newell.
On ROBLOX, I change myself a whore so I can gain money. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Wasting money on hats
•Flipping the forget out over the smallest things
•Making unoriginal usernames
•Prostituting self for money
•Going to catalog pages and yelling "NOOB BELOW" though no one gives a forget
•Communication with 5 year olds infected with Autism, ADHD, etc.
•snake lol!!!1!!eleven
•Expressing my handicapped nature creativity
•Trolling Blockland! Am I cool yet?

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I take away my future, my education, and my social life, I get more places I will never visit, wasting your wallets, and snake gear that gives everyone aids so they die useless abilites.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of OTRIGIS BILDRS CLOB SUPER DUPER TURBOB EDITON here:

•Four bajillion places I will never use
•Getting your credit card numbers stolen
•The ability to make terrible shirts and pants
•Being able to troll that stuffty Blockland game and not get banned.
•MASSIVE snake GEAR THAT GIVES EVERYONE IN THE SERVER AIDS SO THEY DIE LOL!!!!!!!!!
•HATS
•HATS
•HATS
•HATS
•HATS
•HATS

OTRIGIS BILDRS CLOB SUPER DUPER TURBOB EDITON membership on ROBLOX costs my social life, my future, my education, and all of our possessions. It costs way less than Blockland!

Sincerely,

deighton2006

P.S, BLOCKLAND SUX

[Ad Bot]

[WingZero]

bunp because this thread is lulz.

[steve5451]

deer builderman,

on ROBLOX i am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. iv made a couple friends and bot many cool virtual items with the tickets iv eernd.
 i consider myself to be a very good ub3r1337pwnr, and it makes me think that someday i might want to be a 1337h4x0r.
on ROBLOX i try not to curse. some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking about how to build things.
•Wearing hats
•Finding hats
•Selling hats
•Managing my tickets
•Talking (But no bad words, they always ban me. :c )
•Lag and stuff
•Expressing my creativity with shirts and hats.

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.

bilders club membership on ROBLOX is only 5 95 a month. thats less than 20 sents a day. plz help me plzplzplz. :D

sincerely,

xXub3rm4n0f1337pwn4g3Xx

P.S, i think u shuold updat roblox so it has good grafic :Dd



So, what do you think? :D

[Legodude77]

Dear President Obama,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 9000 8 year old friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good troll, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be at a strip club.
On ROBLOX, I troll the bricks out of people. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Trolling
•Killing
•Getting the right girls.
•Black mailing
•Drug Dealing
•Gun stealing

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $99999 a month. That's less than 1234125¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

Legodude77

P.S, GIVE ME BUILDERS CLUB NAOW!!!!!

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Dear mom and dad,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a stuffload of virtual world and community. I've made one friend who said "want to be friends" and accepeted because i'm cool and bought many cool virtual items with the tickets I got and traded for like 2 robux to buy stupid stuff I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good stuff, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be stuff.
On ROBLOX, I learned how to start a buidness in making eggs. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

• Making egg tycoons using blocks

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places to build in because one isn't enough, more money because i'm greedy, and more abilities, like cool clothes.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TOO GREAT

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day, because a little kid like me will bilk money to buy stupid stuff I don't need. Please help me out, i'm depending on you!!!

Sincerely,

xXrobloxawesomeblocklandbaadX x

P.S, tits.

[Momentum]

this thread is lulz.

I should get a badge

[StarDust]

Dear __________,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made ___ friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good ________, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be __________.
On ROBLOX, I ________ _______. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

_______

P.S, _____________________________ _

[Momentum]

Dear momma,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made   friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good  , and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be  .
On ROBLOX, I eat  . Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

 
Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

 

P.S, u can have if yoiu  get me bc

[Momentum]

Dear __________,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made ___ friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good ________, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be __________.
On ROBLOX, I ________ _______. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

_______

P.S, _____________________________ _

y u no make real one

[Momentum]

What the bitch

post now

dayum

[duckman1229]

Dear Builderman
On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 1 friend and bought no virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good forgeter, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be entrepreneur .
On ROBLOX, I forget my bitch hoes. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Swearing is nice.
•People like rape.
•entrepreneur s are cool.
•Cheap hoes are better.
•Horses suck.
•Real world sucks.
•I know physics make noise now.
•Expressing my stupidity.
I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:


Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out. But you can also buy Turbo Builders Club, where you get 20 entrepreneur  ass places and groups. HOT DOG.

Sincerely,

Billy, age 6

P.S, I hope you are a entrepreneur  too.

[Whoda]

Dear ROBLOX,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of ROBLOX and ROBLOX. I've made ROBLOX friends and bought many cool ROBLOX items with the ROBLOX money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good ROBLOX ROBLOX, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be ROBLOX.
On ROBLOX, I ROBLOX ROBLOX. Some of the real-world ROBLOX skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside ROBLOX
•Programming ROBLOX
•Design ROBLOX
•Marketing ROBLOX
•ROBLOXances
•ROBLOXication
•Physics and ROBLOX
•ROBLOXing my ROBLOX

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more ROBLOX, more ROBLOX money, and more ROBLOX.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of ROBLOX here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

ROBLOX membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a ROBLOX. That's less than 20¢ a ROBLOX day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

ROBLOX
P.S, ROBLOXROBLOXROBLOXROBLOXROBLO XROBLOXROBLOXROBLOX

[Momentum]

Dear aunt asdf,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made loveual friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good prostitute, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be a prostitute.
On ROBLOX, I eat starsnakees. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out

Sincerely,

coolloveylady384326845

P.S, if i have bc i will have more loveual freinds

[Momentum]

bitch ray ogogogog

post now why u nobs no post

[Joker Card]

Dear mondays,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made -25 friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good rooster sucker, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be Gay.
On ROBLOX, I Blow Donkeys. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box
•Programming
•Design
•Marketing
•Finances
•Communication
•Physics and geometry
•Expressing my creativity

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

Other monday

P.S, Go forget yourselves.