Author Topic: School and fighting/beatdown at school thread  (Read 4169 times)

People in my school are attention whores, if there will be a fight you can bet your ass it will be in the cafeteria with everyone around. So far I've seen 4+ fights exclusively in the cafeteria or the hallway outside it.

 It was a normal November day in school when suddenly a shout across the field. "I challenge the supposed artistic skills of Vermont."
 "Accepted"

 They both set down their backpacks and took out their pens preparing for an artistic duel of epic proportions.
 "Two papers?"
  "yes" said Vermont
 Both traded papers and chose a desk to draw forth their weapons.
For Vermont, a large Ninja sword.
For Fester, a battle axe.
 The crowd separated and formed a large oval surrounding them. Fester grabbed his axe and charged spinning his paper in circular patterns around him.
 Vermont prepared stepped to the side and plunged forward into battle sword first.

 Thus many paper cuts were tended to that glorious day, an average day on the campus of the Ai Institute.

Oh, once I almost punched one of my friends in the back of the head because I was pissed.

The only real problem in my year at school is, almost ironically, the only Black kid in the entire year.

He's the most annoying person I know. It generally hurts me to not hit him. And normally, I'm not a violent type.
Before the Christmas Holiday though, I did snap. I don't snap often, so, when I do, people are usually very schocked.

It was while I was leaving my English class (Stupidly, English classes at this school, and only English classes (Plus PE, but that doesn't count) at my school, are not put into any sets. So, you have the smart students, mixed in with the "I can't tie my shoelaces" students.)
The Black Kid, Connor, is being his typical self. An obnoxious, annoying, loud-mouthed fool, which entertains the majority of the class, who fall into the Velcro-shoes section of the class.
Anyway, he took it upon himself to continuously throw pointed stationary at a friend of mine sat next to me.
Obviously, the teacher misses all of the compasses being lobbed from one side of the room.

It was at the end of the lesson, when he went to shove my friend, so I quickly jumped in there and knocked him back. As he went to push me back, I jumped away, with my backturned, to spin around and clock him in the chin, which he never managed to recover from, was dazed and tried to swing at me. I stepped out of the way and left him there. In an entertaining form of events, he was then punished for starting a fight with me, without laying a single finger upon myself.
Suffice it to say, he no longer pests around myself or my friend.

Gee what a pointless thread.
"some kid beat up some other kid in my school and i post this because violence is cool"

Gee what a pointless thread.
"some kid beat up some other kid in my school and i post this because violence is cool"

Gee it's not like we didn't slaughter and kill animals to evolve to this stage.

Nope. We're plant eaters and we don't like violence at all.

Gee it's not like we didn't slaughter and kill animals to evolve to this stage.

Nope. We're plant eaters and we don't like violence at all.
At least killing something to eat it has a reason.
Not that I couldn't be a vegatairian, not that I am.

At least killing something to eat it has a reason.
Not that I couldn't be a vegatairian, not that I am.
It's something primal. Well, at least I enjoy violence.

Ok so I'm showing this guy a face on the dollar bill, (forever alone face on 3rd row of pyramid, search lolbot for it) and some dude yoinks my 5 dollar bills. I ran after him and spun him around and took my money back and that bitch thought he was funny :|
ture story
THERE WERE PINETREES
But it did happen.

It's something primal. Well, at least I enjoy violence.
Sadist?


Year so far-
kid jumps over lunch table beats stuff out of kid
Kids cought with alot of weed
Kids have sechs in bathroom
Other fights I didnt even want to see(At least 4)
Kids beat eachother with bibles
(^ At least 50-60 kids had free bibles this ass gave out, and they beat everyone with thom :c)

Oh btw Im still in middle school, fml

ok so my school is pretty non-violent, at least towards me. most of the kids from some orphanage or something are mean, though. the mean ones are black. i'm not being tribal, but i have never had a pleasant experience with those people in my school. they have horrible grammar, they don't make sense, and they are evil. this girl, when i talk back to her when she insults someone, says "shut up talking to me,". she's always threatening to "beat my ass." (boy i finna beat yo ass) But she never does.
*sigh*

also a few days ago to joke around we stole a soccer ball from some 6th graders who were playing in some isolated corner of the field, and then we ran away and threw it to eachother. after a minute or two we gave it back, though. when i got the ball and i threw it to someone else the most annoying kid in the school, who's in like 3rd, tries to punch me in the face.
so i grabbed his hand, then spun him around. but, some kid hit me from behind after that, and pushed me into him. so, my foot went RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS, and then it tripped him.
i lol'd

handicapped people at my school are usually the tall ones
just sayin'

There are no real fights at my school, they just pull eachothers shirts off in a handicapped fashion.