I was abducted by lovey aliens!

[Riot]

 Help I'm trapped in one of their holding cells, they have a Windows 98 model up here; strange thing is I don't recognize the insides It's just the monitor and a hovering keyboard made out of what appears to be light. Everything looks like it's a crappy movie set for a research stage.

 There is a timer on my wrist And It's making astrange humming sound! D:

[Ad Bot]

[Snaffle J. Bean]

get off the set, tim

we're trying to shoot a researcho here

we can't have you screwing it up again with your mumbly jumbly nonsense

[Lugnut]

What TIME is on the timer?

[Blockoman]

Wait until the timer turns 0.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

What TIME is on the timer?

i bet it's in ancient

riot, you have to get back to the stargate before destiny goes back into FTL

[Funnelcakes]

Pull your pants down

i bet it's in ancient

riot, you have to get back to the stargate before destiny goes back into FTL

Oh man it's too bad they're canceling that show.

[Riot]

Ok, what now?

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Wait until the timer turns 0.

then it'll be too late and he'll be stuck forever

Ok, what now?

RIOT, GET BACK TO THE GODDAMN STARGATE BEFORE FTL BRO

IF YOU CANT RUN BECAUSE YOUR PANTS ARE AROUND YOUR ANKLES, WADDLE. WADDLE FOR YOUR LIFE, RIOT.

[Riot]

IM ON IT! I see a hallway!

   Ogod someone is following mee

[Snaffle J. Bean]

IM ON IT! I see a hallway!

   Ogod someone is following mee

dont worry bro thats just me on the kino to monitor your progress and give you instructions

[David819]

what language do they speakz?

[Riot]

 I have 30 seconds left :(

 They speak space languadge.

[Ninja guy]

I have 30 seconds left :(

 They speak space languadge.

QUICK, PUSH THE BLUE BUTTON
PUSH IT NOW

[Riot]

My name is Tim wHAT

[Ninja guy]

My name is Tim wHAT

DID YOU PUSH IT? IF SO, STOP, TURN AROUND, MAKE YOUR HAND LIKE A GUN AND SHOOT,
IF YOU DIDNT, PUSH IT ALRADY!