Author Topic: My uncle is being charged for assault.  (Read 6474 times)

Because some girls were throwing flour outside his pub, then he told then to stop and took the flour off them so they wouldn't make any more of a mess. He didn't hurt them, but took the flour away so he could at least try clean up before having a late friday night running the pub.

I'm sorry, but this is loving rediculous. This is just plain abuse of rights. I'm just going to throw some eggs at their house now, and when they take the eggs off me for throwing them, I'm going to charge them for assault. Same principal.

Make sure the eggs are fertilized.

Chicks meet dead bloody chicks splattered all over their windows.

The police has to be absolutely loving stupid.

Either that or pretty drunk and/or high. It's ireland afterall.

"Hehehe *throws eggs*
"HEY YOU STUPID starfish STOP THAT"
*later on court*
"I was just giving them free eggs! And they throwed them back at me! :("

*later on court*
"I was just giving them free eggs! And they throwed them back at me! :("
and its normally true

Because some girls were throwing flour outside his pub, then he told then to stop and took the flour off them so they wouldn't make any more of a mess. He didn't hurt them, but took the flour away so he could at least try clean up before having a late friday night running the pub.

I'm sorry, but this is loving rediculous. This is just plain abuse of rights. I'm just going to throw some eggs at their house now, and when they take the eggs off me for throwing them, I'm going to charge them for assault. Same principal.

As much as I agree with you, I don't get it, throwing flower? Like the white powdery stuff you bake with? Outside? What's the point of that?

As much as I agree with you, I don't get it, throwing flower? Like the white powdery stuff you bake with? Outside? What's the point of that?

Like, you know, being dumb bitches, duh!


As much as I agree with you, I don't get it, throwing flower? Like the white powdery stuff you bake with? Outside? What's the point of that?

It's Ireland
What did you expect?


Beer.

Guinness to be exact. And Leprechauns. And copious amounts of gold.

Because some girls were throwing flour outside his pub, then he told then to stop and took the flour off them so they wouldn't make any more of a mess. He didn't hurt them, but took the flour away so he could at least try clean up before having a late friday night running the pub.
As much as this may seem silly, I'm guessing he probably had exerted some force. Enough for a lawsuit? No.

Makingblah likes to exaggerate things.

His uncle probably forced them to have love with each other, stapled their vagina closed and caught them on fire.


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I was joking. :c
Ireland and Irish people are cool

Makingblah likes to exaggerate things.

His uncle probably forced them to have love with each other, stapled their vagina closed and caught them on fire.

No all authority figures hate makingblah and anyone he likes, so they do stuff thats always unfair